Domestic Violence on MEN - getting their ass kicked by women

[BIG DUB]

I'm reading a thread over on PM about men getting thier ass kicked by thier old lady and can't do shit about it because of the law. There are some psychotic bitches in this world from some of those accounts i have read. Any fellas care to share some of your experiences dealing with a CRAZY bitch? Lets hear em'.

[Obvious Gimmick]

in my 20's, dated this chick that was a fucking psycho. I was sitting on the couch and she was throwing VHS (yes VHS) tapes at me for some reason. I was probably drunk or high so Im laughing. Of course this pisses he off and she charges me full steam.

I just lift up my foot and BLAM! she runs into it face first. She had a Chuck Taylor sole on her cheek for like 3 days, it was fucking great. 

yes we stayed together, it was love 

[Radical Plato]

in my 20's, dated this chick that was a fucking psycho. I was sitting on the couch and she was throwing VHS (yes VHS) tapes at me for some reason. I was probably drunk or high so Im laughing. Of course this pisses he off and she charges me full steam.

I just lift up my foot and BLAM! she runs into it face first. She had a Chuck Taylor sole on her cheek for like 3 days, it was fucking great.  

yes we stayed together, it was love  

Most women I have ever known for more than a month or two have attacked me physically in some way, I have been stabbed in the head with a pen, chased with a large kitchen knife, had a gf get her brother and another man to attack me while she also had a go, had a gf throw a rock through my car window and also been punched, jabbed, palm struck, slapped, kicked, kneed,  had my hair pulled, been scratched, bitten and hit in the balls on several occasions. one gf stomped me repeatedly once while I was sleeping - women are fucking crazy - that's for fucking sure - and they do it, because they can, women's violence is invisible, because most people pretend it doesn't exist, but I can honestly say that the women i have known in my time, including the women in my family, are far and above more violent, verbally, physically and emotionally than the men!

[King Shizzo]

in my 20's, dated this chick that was a fucking psycho. I was sitting on the couch and she was throwing VHS (yes VHS) tapes at me for some reason. I was probably drunk or high so Im laughing. Of course this pisses he off and she charges me full steam.

I just lift up my foot and BLAM! she runs into it face first. She had a Chuck Taylor sole on her cheek for like 3 days, it was fucking great. 

yes we stayed together, it was love 

Hi M Night Shyamalan!

[apply85]

i am sure there are women who would love to attack me but its never happened

[bradistani]

these are 'men' in the loosest possible sense of the word

[SilverSpoon]

Most women I have ever known for more than a month or two have attacked me physically in some way, I have been stabbed in the head with a pen, chased with a large kitchen knife, had a gf get her brother and another man to attack me while she also had a go, had a gf throw a rock through my car window and also been punched, jabbed, palm struck, slapped, kicked, kneed,  had my hair pulled, been scratched, bitten and hit in the balls on several occasions. one gf stomped me repeatedly once while I was sleeping - women are fucking crazy - that's for fucking sure - and they do it, because they can, women's violence is invisible, because most people pretend it doesn't exist, but I can honestly say that the women i have known in my time, including the women in my family, are far and above more violent, verbally, physically and emotionally than the men!

It is now clear that women and dogs hate you.

[Obvious Gimmick]

my broad try to eye gouge me last month, ive been attacked by every broad ive had in my life. i bring the worst outta broads. my broad from 1988 stabbed me with a scissors in my thigh

you probably called them "broad" too much

[hrspwr]

these are 'men' in the loosest possible sense of the word

 I had a bitch flip out on me, hit me and busted out a window. I had the cops come and lock her ass up for a night, solved her little tantrum shit cold.
 I suppose i cold have cold cocked her and broke her face into a bunch of shattered bone, would that have made me more of a man?
 If a bitch thinks she can get away with it she will try it, just like a little kid. Ya gots to lay the smackdown on the bitch and she has to know you are serious before she will straighten the fuck up.

[Bam-bam]

once  when I was 12 year old a female classmate infront of everyone during a lecture hit me in the crotch area multiple times aiming the balls. Luckily she was hitting the wrong spot and I wasnt feeling anything but after I asked to stop 2 or 3 times I literalily kicked her away from me and all the kids got instantly shocked lol. And then after this incident I sorta got a side nickname as "woman beater" or something that I found kinda of cool at the time lol

[BigCyp]

once  when I was 12 year old a female classmate infront of everyone during a lecture hit me in the crotch area multiple times aiming the balls. Luckily she was hitting the wrong spot and I wasnt feeling anything but after I asked to stop 2 or 3 times I literalily kicked her away from me and all the kids got instantly shocked lol. And then after this incident I sorta got a side nickname as "woman beater" or something that I found kinda of cool at the time lol

Hahahaha, reminds me of a time when I was 15 some stupid fat bitch and her fatter friend had gotten my phone number from a pal, so they start calling me on the home phone at aound 2am and laughing/hanging up - funny ok/we've all done stupid shit like that? Problem is I lived with my grandparents at the time and my grandfather was in a hospice dying of a brain tumor and every day was literally touch and go, my nan would sleep a couple of hours a night and everytime the phone rang she thought it was because my grandfather had died - yep you guessed it I was not best pleased. So a week later they show up outside my school and before I could even say anything the fattest one 'selina' oh brother, takes up some foam from the gutter where someone had washed their car and walks up to me with it in her hand (in my mind i'm like i'm gonna break your neck female or not because of the shit with my grandparents) but she walks over and puts the foam on my face - I instantly crack her full pelt in the jaw and knock her the fk out - everyone is going crazy like dan you can't do that shes a fkn girl blah blah blah but wasn't thinking too objectively as I was over the edge with the bitch, anyway to cut a long story short I stomped on her vagina and shouted "you call my house again fat bitch i'll stamp on her fkn head"

oh brother I know tough guy huh, but I was 15 and it was a classic memory lol

Needless to say I didn't worry about anymore phone calls.

[falco]

Most women I have ever known for more than a month or two have attacked me physically in some way, I have been stabbed in the head with a pen, chased with a large kitchen knife, had a gf get her brother and another man to attack me while she also had a go, had a gf throw a rock through my car window and also been punched, jabbed, palm struck, slapped, kicked, kneed,  had my hair pulled, been scratched, bitten and hit in the balls on several occasions. one gf stomped me repeatedly once while I was sleeping - women are fucking crazy - that's for fucking sure - and they do it, because they can, women's violence is invisible, because most people pretend it doesn't exist, but I can honestly say that the women i have known in my time, including the women in my family, are far and above more violent, verbally, physically and emotionally than the men!

No offense bro but... you get what you give.

If you are a nice gentleman the only violence you will see is her throat hitting your glans

[Radical Plato]

No offense bro but... you get what you give.

If you are a nice gentleman the only violence you will see is her throat hitting your glans

Look, it's difficult over here - I have already been in trouble for standing up to a gf after she attacked me - the law is incredibly biased here in Australia, all the feminists lesbians in Parliament have lobbied hard and spent millions of dollars on "Violence against Women" campaigns - essentially leaving men impotent in the face of an attack - the law tolerates no retaliation towards women, I have friends also that have been attacked by their gf's and the police have charged them because they defended themselves.  I have punched a woman in the arm in response, as she wouldn't stop attacking me and I also had to bear hug another gf because she was throwing frozen pieces of chicken at me and one hit me really hard in the foot, so I bear hugged her (she was in a rage, and when i grabbed her she went into a deeper rage, during the struggle we went to ground with me in side control (lol) I got up of her and we continued to argue and the physical stuff stopped - and the problem I have is I am 6'2 and always weigh anywhere from 105 - 125kg depending on my diet and amount of training and others say I am intimidating to some folk - plus I really don't like hitting women - the thought of busting or slapping a woman in the face is repugnant to me (even though I myself have done this under extreme circumstances) but this is another story!  anyway, i have to try really hard these days, as I have a very cutting tongue, yet I always attract these crazy overly assertive nutjobs who are pretty liberal with their use of force when they want to be.