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Help with my new girlfriend
« on: April 04, 2012, 05:48:50 AM »
Hey guys, great news. So I met this fantastic woman online, I forget with board/blog but that is irrelevant. From the beginning it was instant magic, we hit it off right away. Every time that I posted she would in chime in immediately and vice versa. As we always agreed with each others post regardless of the topic.

then one day the impossible happened! we PMd each other, that is when I fell in love, right then and there. After a few back forth messages I asked her to be my "online digital cyber virtual e-girlfriend" and right away she accepted. Fellas, I think that this is the one.


and for you haters...she told me that whenever  I think of her that I should imagine that she looks like this.




to be honest, last night we did have an online e-fight about the use of "you are" vs "you're" and "too" vs "to" vs "two".  I have not heard from her in 3 hours, 25 minutes and 30 seconds. Should I be worried that we will break up?

have any of you ever experienced anything like this? please, only serious responses. I need advice from my fellow getbiggers.


thanks in advance


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Re: Help with my new girlfriend
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2012, 10:35:28 AM »
Congratulations! Have you started transferring shopping money and such to her yet?

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Re: Help with my new girlfriend
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2012, 11:21:06 AM »
Congratulations! Have you started transferring shopping money and such to her yet?

Ofcourse not, I would never do that. Plus she is really down to earth and is focused on other things. And that is why she felt bad about asking me for money for her sick mother. To show my support I did a money transfer that same day.
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Re: Help with my new girlfriend
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2012, 11:30:29 AM »
Ofcourse not, I would never do that. Plus she is really down to earth and is focused on other things. And that is why she felt bad about asking me for money for her sick mother. To show my support I did a money transfer that same day.

Dear Red Hook,
you are in luck as member WillGrant is an expert in this area.
I am sure he will be here in no time to offer some tip-top advice.

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Re: Help with my new girlfriend
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2012, 11:32:46 AM »

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Re: Help with my new girlfriend
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2012, 11:40:40 AM »
Any pics of her gaping asshole?

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Re: Help with my new girlfriend
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2012, 02:46:24 PM »
Dear Red Hook,
you are in luck as member WillGrant is an expert in this area.
I am sure he will be here in no time to offer some tip-top advice.


Will and I are vastly different

1. My online cyber digital virtual e-relationship is for real. While his online cyber digital virtual e-relationship was not.

2. Unlike him and Booty we plan to meet at some point and time in the future. Once I send her some money to buy medicine for her sick mother and also send money to repair her home that was badly damaged in a storm. And then send her money for food and other things then we will meet.

3. My girl admitted to loving cock and since I am not there then it would be wrong for me to get upset if she gets it elsewhere. Will took offense and got jealous because booty saw more cock than a urinal.




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Re: Help with my new girlfriend
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2012, 03:05:39 PM »
Hey guys, great news. So I met this fantastic woman online, I forget with board/blog but that is irrelevant. From the beginning it was instant magic, we hit it off right away. Every time that I posted she would in chime in immediately and vice versa. As we always agreed with each others post regardless of the topic.

then one day the impossible happened! we PMd each other, that is when I fell in love, right then and there. After a few back forth messages I asked her to be my "online digital cyber virtual e-girlfriend" and right away she accepted. Fellas, I think that this is the one.


and for you haters...she told me that whenever  I think of her that I should imagine that she looks like this.




to be honest, last night we did have an online e-fight about the use of "you are" vs "you're" and "too" vs "to" vs "two".  I have not heard from her in 3 hours, 25 minutes and 30 seconds. Should I be worried that we will break up?

have any of you ever experienced anything like this? please, only serious responses. I need advice from my fellow getbiggers.


thanks in advance




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Re: Help with my new girlfriend
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2012, 05:06:27 PM »
Ptps or gtfo!

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Re: Help with my new girlfriend
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2012, 09:57:58 PM »
what a faker you are....thats Selma Hayek

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Re: Help with my new girlfriend
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2012, 05:11:37 AM »
what a faker you are....thats Selma Hayek

you are a clever one aren't you?  ::)
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Re: Help with my new girlfriend
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2012, 05:14:34 AM »

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Re: Help with my new girlfriend
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2012, 05:51:19 AM »
you are a clever one aren't you?  ::)

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Re: Help with my new girlfriend
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2012, 06:06:15 AM »
I swear I was gonna start a similar thread before Getbig hit the shits  ;D  Now I'm lucky If I'm able to get on for a few minutes at a time, without it timing out on me.

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Re: Help with my new girlfriend
« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2012, 07:25:25 AM »
Hey guys, great news. So I met this fantastic woman online, I forget with board/blog but that is irrelevant. From the beginning it was instant magic, we hit it off right away. Every time that I posted she would in chime in immediately and vice versa. As we always agreed with each others post regardless of the topic.

then one day the impossible happened! we PMd each other, that is when I fell in love, right then and there. After a few back forth messages I asked her to be my "online digital cyber virtual e-girlfriend" and right away she accepted. Fellas, I think that this is the one.


and for you haters...she told me that whenever  I think of her that I should imagine that she looks like this.




to be honest, last night we did have an online e-fight about the use of "you are" vs "you're" and "too" vs "to" vs "two".  I have not heard from her in 3 hours, 25 minutes and 30 seconds. Should I be worried that we will break up?

have any of you ever experienced anything like this? please, only serious responses. I need advice from my fellow getbiggers.


thanks in advance





I don't understand... what was the problem with her now?

ask her her exact location and the address, then get in the car and go to there. and then you know what to do