Are you saying that DK is the type of guy that buys a large tube of cough lozenges, and asks the pharmacist if they are safe to shove up his ass if he doesn't even have a cough Sev?
What he's alluding to, is that the only thing possibly more queer and limp-wristed than DK II,
would be Richard Simmons, draped head to toe in velvet, guzzling a man-goo milkshake, getting buggered by the corpse of Liberace,
while simultaneously giving George Michaels a reach-around.
Heh DK II got fired from his job working on the roads for stealing the rd cones,
he wasnt stealing them intentionally but was sticking them up his asshole on breaks and just forgot they were there.
Gayer than having a rectum the size of a manhole-cover.