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Completely Hypothetically speaking if I would plan to rob a bank... how should I go about it?

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Re: Hypothetically speaking if I would be planing to rob a bank...
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2012, 03:51:45 AM »
You get a job there.
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Re: Hypothetically speaking if I would be planing to rob a bank...
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2012, 04:02:29 AM »
you missed the boat, if you would have been one of the higher ups at leeman bros you could have robbed them blind and no repercussions or jail time.. maybe a little investigation but hey in america corporate crime pays.

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Re: Hypothetically speaking if I would be planing to rob a bank...
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2012, 04:03:58 AM »
Completely Hypothetically speaking if I would plan to rob a bank... how should I go about it?

Best way  to rob a bank is to own one.   

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Re: Hypothetically speaking if I would be planing to rob a bank...
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2012, 04:13:48 AM »
Completely Hypothetically speaking if I would plan to rob a bank... how should I go about it?
send a PM to Maelo/SMM :
1) He will kill any attack dogs
2) he can bend the metals bars to the vault , orrr, he is scrawny enought to fit in between the bars
3) because of his high IQ, he can hack the security vault on the spot


what you would need:

1) a laptop for him to post on various forums
2) nightly escorts chickens


im sure others can add to the list

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Re: Hypothetically speaking if I would be planing to rob a bank...
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2012, 08:19:41 AM »
Easy, its not hard. First you do your pre work, which worker holds the safe key, what day is banking done on,who is on the alarm call out list and how far away they live from target.  you break in via a canteen window or roof, somewhere that the person attending site to reactivate the alarm can't see the source as believe me they have tonnes of false alarm call outs.  once they are on site they can he forced to deactivated the alarm and if carrying safe key can open main safe or be held hostage until you have finished cutting through the safe door.  you have to use expanding foam in all firearms to stop them going off. There's a few other issues but i can't be arsed  to write them all down using my phone .

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Re: Hypothetically speaking if I would be planing to rob a bank...
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2012, 08:21:24 AM »
And this has been done successfully to a few sites in the uUK  in just this last month .

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Re: Hypothetically speaking if I would be planing to rob a bank...
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2012, 08:44:18 AM »
Fuck that corporate sabotage, is far better. Take out some an asset of some company, or fake terrorism threat, and just play off the stock markets. It's how the  real winners do things.

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Re: Hypothetically speaking if I would be planing to rob a bank...
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2012, 08:47:59 AM »
I say we tunnel in.

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Re: Hypothetically speaking if I would be planing to rob a bank...
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2012, 09:22:20 AM »
have your buddy go to the bank with you, dressed in a Franco costume. 

While the authorities are nabbing him for a robbery dating back to 1981, you grab the loot and escape.

The perfect plan, and bodybuilding related to boot.

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Re: Hypothetically speaking if I would be planing to rob a bank...
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2012, 09:28:57 AM »
have your buddy go to the bank with you, dressed in a Franco costume. 

While the authorities are nabbing him for a robbery dating back to 1981, you grab the loot and escape.

The perfect plan, and bodybuilding related to boot.

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