fatmans diablo 3 meltdown

[bradistani]

wtf is diablo 3? and is it really worth getting so worked up about?  anyway, this is hilarious even though he's hamming it up 

[Parker]

This is what happens when Sylvester the cat is allowed to eat Tweety and decides to "Sch-play" video games all day.

[devilsmile]

wtf is diablo 3? and is it really worth getting so worked up about?  anyway, this is hilarious even though he's hamming it up  

"wtf is diablo 3?"

bradistani, you need to quit life. It's a rant about the new anticipated super open world games incapability to join any server = error 37. It's like world of warcraft, except on steroids.

do a quick google search

you can also find videos in youtube;

- Doom meltdown

- world of warcraft meltdown

- Halo 3 melt down

- Tekken melt down

- Quake melt down

 the list goes on forever!

I don't care how big of a life you people have, but if you don't even know the basic info about these games etc, you have no real culutural education

[bradistani]

"wtf is diablo 3?"

bradistani, you need to quit life. It's a rant about the new anticipated super open world games incapability to join any server = error 37. It's like world of warcraft, except on steroids.

do a quick google search

you can also find videos in youtube;

- Doom meltdown

- world of warcraft meltdown

- Halo 3 melt down

- Tekken melt down

- Quake melt down

 the list goes on forever!

I don't care how big of a life you people have, but if you don't even know the basic info about these games etc, you have no real culutural education

i gathered it was something like that but still, i've never heard of the game at all. i was never into all that fantasy, role playing crap.. way to much time needed.

don't game whatsoever now  we've got a wii but thats just sat gathering dust

[tu_holmes]

Seriously... Diablo III sold 7 million copies in the first week.

7 Million... It is quite possibly the most anticipated game in the past 5 years.

If you have ever played a video game and you've not heard of diablo, then what the  hell have you been doing?

[dr.chimps]

333386 making some thoughtful and cogent points about a video game, I presume.

[Boost]

Which game character is this?

[epic_alien]

Seriously... Diablo III sold 7 million copies in the first week.

7 Million... It is quite possibly the most anticipated game in the past 5 years.

If you have ever played a video game and you've not heard of diablo, then what the  hell have you been doing?

what have we been doing?

sex with women, ever heard of that?

[BIG ACH]

 

http://kotaku.com/5910975/diablo-widows-get-dildos-in-french-sex-shop-stunt

Diablo Widows Get Dildos in French Sex Shop Stunt

Ladies, have you gone lonely as your lovers have spent hours trying to penetrate the secrets of Diablo III (or, more probably, penetrate the game's login screen). Well then, the French sex shop Absoloo wishes to soothe your frustrations—with a free vibrator.

It helps if you read this in your best Hollywood-affected French voice, but Absoloo, on its official blog today, asked "Your man has not left his computer since the release yesterday of Diablo III?" Oui! "Still a long time before you find yourself in his arms during a romantic evening ..." Oui!

Alors, ma petite chou fleur, "your man would rather go in search of magical jewels, gloves sorcerers, and other heavy war clubs to get XP points rather than engaging in the research of your G-spot and gain sexual experience." Oui! Oui! Ah, mon dieu, oui!

To claim your sex toy, post a Facebook picture of yourself with a copy of the game responsible for your alienation of affection (and notify Absoloo.) The sex toy merchant will then transmit a voucher code for a "small vibrator," (akin to a crude javelin or simple dagger, I suppose, resale value 2 gold). For those wondering, Absoloo does not discriminate by gender or sexual orientation. Anyone whose partner has been consumed by Diablo is eligible.

Un Diablo III acheté, un sextoy offert! [Absoloo. h/t Ugo Parsi]

[tu_holmes]

what have we been doing?

sex with women, ever heard of that?

Stop being a retard... Do you go to the movies?

Yeah... That's valid entertainment right?

Well guess what? Videogames are bigger than the hollywood box office... So if you feel like you are somehow "cool" because you don't play games, you're just a clown.

The bottom line is that Games are big business and EVERYONE fucking plays video games... Unless you're over 45.

So are you over 45? Then fine, I give you a pass... if not, then you're just being an idiot.

Videogames do not stop ANYONE from getting laid... Being a retard and living your life for ANYTHING to excess is bad and will keep you from fucking.

Stop trying to act "cool" by not playing games... You aren't.

[pedro01]

Actually - I thought that was pretty funny

[flipper5470]

Which game character is this?

I think I kicked her ass in Street Fighter...but I didn't get her name...

[jakesonyou]

wtf is diablo 3? and is it really worth getting so worked up about?  anyway, this is hilarious even though he's hamming it up 

That "fatman" has thousands of subscribers and gets paid for his acting.

the joke is on you.

[chunkramwell]

Maybe the shock of Deckard Cain's death caused him to die.

[garebear]

what have we been doing?

sex with women, ever heard of that?

WARNING: Your post has caused a catastrophic NERD meltdown.

[tu_holmes]

WARNING: Your post has caused a catastrophic NERD meltdown.

Dont give into the Anti-Nerd Hype... This isn't 1970.

Nerds run this shit... All this Interwebs you're posting on... Made possible by your friendly neighborhood NERD.

[chunkramwell]

[garebear]

wtf is diablo 3? and is it really worth getting so worked up about?  anyway, this is hilarious even though he's hamming it up 

That was the funniest thing I've seen all day.

[Naggash]

tu-holmes laying the smackdown

hahaha, people who play games are "nerds", how original and witty 

go fuck yourself

[funk51]

wtf is diablo 3? and is it really worth getting so worked up about?  anyway, this is hilarious even though he's hamming it up 

dam do a situp for crying out loud.

[JasonH]

Stop being a retard... Do you go to the movies?

Yeah... That's valid entertainment right?

Well guess what? Videogames are bigger than the hollywood box office... So if you feel like you are somehow "cool" because you don't play games, you're just a clown.

The bottom line is that Games are big business and EVERYONE fucking plays video games... Unless you're over 45.

So are you over 45? Then fine, I give you a pass... if not, then you're just being an idiot.

Videogames do not stop ANYONE from getting laid... Being a retard and living your life for ANYTHING to excess is bad and will keep you from fucking.

Stop trying to act "cool" by not playing games... You aren't.

Good post.