Another Baller takes steps to the poor house

[Parker]

Dirk No-Wits-ki gets married...
A traditional Kenyan wedding giving the dowry in cattle...Pretty chick, though.
http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/57254/baller-wedding-nba-superstar-dirk-nowitzki-gets-married-in-africa-to-an-african-chick-mto-world-exclusive.html

[flipper5470]

Dirk has jungle fever?  Should we call it "Rain forest fever" now since the term "jungle" has become passe?

[Parker]

Dirk has jungle fever?  Should we call it "Rain forest fever" now since the term "jungle" has become passe?

Well, she is half Swedish (so there is hope she is not trifling) but as soon as the Baller wives get ahold of her (if they haven't already) and tell how to go about things (they have their own Underground Snitch network)
Dirk will be an unhappy man with less cash.

[pedro01]

That's one ugly fucking dude.

[Parker]

That's one ugly fucking dude.

Shhhh! Many of these ballers think that these women like them for who they are (yeah ballers) and think that he is cute...