The switch: Unaware Schmoe inner nature and behavior.

[Alex23]

Recently got back in shape...well close. Fortunately back into any red blooded poon's smiley radar (flattering but I've got a preggo Ferrari at home so flattering is where it stays)

Unfortunately under schmoe radar as well.

The weakest of all schmoes is the one unaware of the existence of schmoerie and its socially connotative behavior; he's unaware that what he's doing / commenting on has been identified; He'll keep lurking at your shoulders/pec/arms without realizing the awkward situation he has put himself into it. It can be anyone; any age, shape or group; it often seeds from "his" attraction to the "bigger man" of the group, "a genetic treasure we must worship"...then the look in "his" eyes changes; the cross from admiration to lust has clocked in.

[Bam-bam]

Recently got back in shape...well close. Fortunately back into any red blooded poon's smiley radar (flattering but I've got a preggo Ferrari at home so flattering is where it stays)

Unfortunately under schmoe radar as well.

The weakest of all schmoes is the one unaware of the existence of schmoerie and its socially connotative behavior; he's unaware that what he's doing / commenting on has been identified; He'll keep lurking at your shoulders/pec/arms without realizing the awkward situation he has put himself into it. It can be anyone; any age, shape or group; it often seeds from "his" attraction to the "bigger man" of the group, "a genetic treasure we must worship"...then the look in "his" eyes changes; the cross from admiration to lust has clocked in.

the trick is to never, ever make eye conntact. dont follow this rule, even for just 0,01 sec, the schmoering will increase at exponential rate

[Alex23]

the trick is to never, ever make eye conntact. dont follow this rule, even for just 0,01 sec, the schmoering will increase at exponential rate

Bam-Bam, sorta like a medusa with a taste for the msucular glutes?

[tbombz]

takes one to know one? 

[Alex23]

takes one to know one? 

funny but no.. kinda like the creepy uncle on a 4 beer buzz who starts acting weird... you're 9yo but you still feel that the "interaction" isn't normal. He doesn't or chose to ignore.

[Your Average GymRat]

funny but no.. kinda like the creepy uncle on a 4 beer buzz who starts acting weird... you're 9yo but you still feel that the "interaction" isn't normal. He doesn't or chose to ignore.

Most of us weren't molested by our uncles. Try another example.

[Alex23]

Most of us weren't molested by our uncles. Try another example.

Nothing even close was mentioned. Are you worried about where your mind goes sometimes?

[Your Average GymRat]

Nothing even close was mentioned. Are you worried about your mind goes sometimes?

Save your BS for someone as stupid as yourself.

[Alex23]

Save your BS for someone as stupid as yourself.

I save it all for you sweetie. Were you abused as a child?

[Kwon_2]

Your Average Cumrag was abused three ways to sunday

[clownbaby]

[#1 Klaus fan]

I enjoyed this juruth story.