I can't think of any other word for it.
Who are these people?
Here, last week they found
this couple out in California.
They rent out rooms to old people,
kill 'em, bury 'em in the yard...
...cash their Social Security checks.
Oh, they'd torture 'em first.
I don't know why.
Maybe their television set was broke.
And this went on until, here, I quote...
"Neighbors were alerted
when a man ran from the premises.
...wearing only a dog collar. "
You can't make up such
a thing as that. I dare you to try.
But that's what it took, you notice,
to get somebody's attention.
Digging graves in the backyard
didn't bring any.
Well, that's all right.
I laugh myself sometimes.
Ain't a whole lot else you can do.