caption this pic

[Slik]

EBAY item up for bid
Item number 0000000000000000000
Life size will brink badass cardboard stand up display.  
Use on front porch this Halloween to keep unruly trick or treaters in line or possibly in your 24 hour gym to keep shenanigans n theft to a minimum in those wee hours of the morning.  I was using will prior to putting him up for sale in my living room to keep my abusive husband from hitting me. The coward has since moved out. I hate to sell but it gives me instant orgasms when I walk in to the room and I'm on the verge of exhaustion.  Plus my pittbull is afraid to come in the house.
Dimensions
1 1/2' wide
3' high

[Dokey111]

jeezus h christ he keeps his left arm perma curled for a full 8 minites that takes some sort of endurance