So lets just say In have a friend who was at a female friends house and he asked by her to go fetch something from one of the drawers in her bedroom and when he goes in the drawer he looks in the wrong box and sees giant dildos and chocolate flavoured condoms.
What do you say? Or what do you do?
Getbiggers advice and loll's welcome.
Ps she once looked at herself in the mirror and pondered her triceps development so bodybuilding related
Your "friend" – who sounds like a pussy – should do what she expects him to do. Slip one of those chocolate flavored condoms on the dildo and start licking. This will, presumably, give her time to put on her strap on.
And be sure to compliment her on her traps.
Err, I mean your "friend".
Make sure your "friend" compliments her on her traps.
