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Vince releases the black mamba
« on: June 05, 2021, 02:05:46 PM »

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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2021, 02:21:43 PM »
Either a black racer or a rat snake- get them all the time on my lawn in SC. Harmless and even beneficial- they eat the mice and other pain in the ass rodents.


https://www.dnr.sc.gov/wildlife/herps/snakes.html

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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2021, 02:58:14 PM »
That's not pure Alabama black snake

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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2021, 03:04:52 PM »
Either a black racer or a rat snake- get them all the time on my lawn in SC. Harmless and even beneficial- they eat the mice and other pain in the ass rodents.


https://www.dnr.sc.gov/wildlife/herps/snakes.html

It was a rat snake.  I was going to catch it and eat it but I changed my mind.  If it comes back , I might keep it as a pet.  They are pretty docile and well behaved....just wasnt in the mood
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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2021, 03:05:34 PM »
It was a rat snake.  I was going to catch it and eat it but I changed my mind.  If it comes back , I might keep it as a pet.  They are pretty docile and well behaved....just wasnt in the mood


That makes sense- rat snakes are very mellow!

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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2021, 03:45:03 PM »
Vince wouldn't hesitate to devour a trouser snake though.

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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2021, 04:33:29 PM »
Vince wouldn't hesitate to devour a trouser snake though.

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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2021, 04:41:19 PM »

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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2021, 07:14:22 PM »
Seriously did a quick 'over the shoulder' check before I clicked on this thread... just in case... ;D
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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2021, 07:48:01 PM »
Seriously did a quick 'over the shoulder' check before I clicked on this thread... just in case... ;D

How disappointed were you? 🤣

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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2021, 08:54:30 PM »
Why would you eat it? Can’t be much meat on that thing..

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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2021, 09:28:15 PM »
Why would you eat it? Can’t be much meat on that thing..


Actually they are almost all meat.  This one is about 15 pounds so its quite a bit if you think about it
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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2021, 09:30:12 PM »

Actually they are almost all meat.  This one is about 15 pounds so its quite a bit if you think about it

15 pounds? Are you weighing this thing on Bhanks scale?

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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2021, 10:14:18 PM »

Actually they are almost all meat.  This one is about 15 pounds so its quite a bit if you think about it

More like 5-7 lbs

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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2021, 12:40:50 AM »
Vince will suck the black off that snake

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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2021, 09:09:21 AM »

Actually they are almost all meat.  This one is about 15 pounds so its quite a bit if you think about it
How do you take care of all that spine? I’d eat in in a survival situation perhaps but not because it’s loitering

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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2021, 11:13:29 AM »
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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2021, 01:42:59 PM »
15 pounds? Are you weighing this thing on Bhanks scale?

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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2021, 01:51:06 PM »
I bet SF1900 was sweating profusely when he clicked on this thread the first time.

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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2021, 02:49:34 PM »

Actually they are almost all meat.  This one is about 15 pounds so its quite a bit if you think about it


You need much thicker glasses  ::)

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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2021, 02:51:46 PM »
15 pounds? Are you weighing this thing on Bhanks scale?

the last time bhank weighed himself, he forgot to subtract the weight of his camera.

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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2021, 03:10:16 PM »
15 pounds? Are you weighing this thing on Bhanks scale?


You have to forgive Vince. The gravity on the planet he lives, Uranus, is greater than earth, so things weigh more.

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Re: Vince releases the black mamba
« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2021, 03:36:38 PM »
How do you take care of all that spine? I’d eat in in a survival situation perhaps but not because it’s loitering

It's a pain in the ass. Some guys just eat around the bones ( :-\ ). Some simmer the meat till it's soft, then spend a lot of time cutting the spine out and plucking the bones with a needle nose pliers. The quickest way is to simmer it, then scrape it with a fork or knife or similar. The meat bits are then mixed with mayo and used like tuna or as a filing for other things.