Author Topic: Taking your kids to see Santa Claus. WHY?  (Read 1901 times)

El Diablo Blanco

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Taking your kids to see Santa Claus. WHY?
« on: December 05, 2012, 09:09:08 AM »
Looking back, what the fuck were my parents thinking when they made me sit on some fucking pedos lap to ask for presents I was never going to get.

How many of you getbiggers would let your kids today sit on the lap of some fat fuck.

To put it into perspective.

Would you let your kid sit on this man's lap?



Probably not right?

But then he buys a $25 halloween costume and you fuckers line up and pay to let your kids sit on his lap while you stand around and smile.



If you look closely I wonder if you can see the fat fuckers boner while your kid sits there.

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Re: Taking your kids to see Santa Claus. WHY?
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2012, 09:25:05 AM »
Christian folklore ritual of peace ::)

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Re: Taking your kids to see Santa Claus. WHY?
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2012, 09:53:37 AM »
Looking back, what the fuck were my parents thinking when they made me sit on some fucking pedos lap to ask for presents I was never going to get.

How many of you getbiggers would let your kids today sit on the lap of some fat fuck.

To put it into perspective.

Would you let your kid sit on this man's lap?



Probably not right?

But then he buys a $25 halloween costume and you fuckers line up and pay to let your kids sit on his lap while you stand around and smile.



If you look closely I wonder if you can see the fat fuckers boner while your kid sits there.
just because your mom an dad let you sit on the lap of your '' special uncle '' dont come crying to us.. bottom line our kids are young once let them believe what they want, for now whos it hurting. as they get older they know its not real but for a short time it makes them happy.
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Re: Taking your kids to see Santa Claus. WHY?
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2012, 12:23:53 PM »
Diablo, you are obviously empty and miserable. And that thought process loves company, hence your attempt at getting others to see your point. 

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Re: Taking your kids to see Santa Claus. WHY?
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2012, 12:34:56 PM »
Diablo, you are obviously empty and miserable. And that thought process loves company, hence your attempt at getting others to see your point. 


Did you think that was a candy cane poking your thigh?

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Re: Taking your kids to see Santa Claus. WHY?
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2012, 12:39:44 PM »
just because your mom an dad let you sit on the lap of your '' special uncle '' dont come crying to us.. bottom line our kids are young once let them believe what they want, for now whos it hurting. as they get older they know its not real but for a short time it makes them happy.

x2.  It's very telling that the OP could look at a photo of a child on Santa's lap and be thinking about boners.  :(

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Re: Taking your kids to see Santa Claus. WHY?
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2012, 12:42:58 PM »
x2.  It's very telling that the OP could look at a photo of a child on Santa's lap and be thinking about boners.  :(

Yep....because every fat guy with a beard  looking to make a few bucks in december is automatically a pedophile...it's a scientific formula  ::)

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Re: Taking your kids to see Santa Claus. WHY?
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2012, 12:48:44 PM »
x2.  It's very telling that the OP could look at a photo of a child on Santa's lap and be thinking about boners.  :(

Sounds like someone likes sitting on the laps of fat older men.  Oh yeah, forgot you like the anus.

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Re: Taking your kids to see Santa Claus. WHY?
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2012, 12:57:10 PM »
Sounds like someone likes sitting on the laps of fat older men.  Oh yeah, forgot you like the anus.

You may be that someone!  Thanks for sharing.  ::)