Looking back, what the fuck were my parents thinking when they made me sit on some fucking pedos lap to ask for presents I was never going to get.
How many of you getbiggers would let your kids today sit on the lap of some fat fuck.
To put it into perspective.
Would you let your kid sit on this man's lap?
Probably not right?
But then he buys a $25 halloween costume and you fuckers line up and pay to let your kids sit on his lap while you stand around and smile.
If you look closely I wonder if you can see the fat fuckers boner while your kid sits there.