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John McAfee 'disguised as Guatemalan street hawker with a limp'
« on: November 20, 2012, 07:58:20 AM »
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John McAfee 'disguised as Guatemalan street hawker with a limp'
Software millionaire John McAfee - on the run from Belize's police - has disguised himself as a Guatemalan street seller and a drunk German, he has claimed on his blog.

Millionaire John McAfee who has gone into hiding in Belize after the murder of his neighbour has vowed, in an exclusive interview with the Daily Telegraph, never to hand himself in.


Software company founder John McAfee (left) and American businessman Gregory Faull  Photo: BRIAN FINKE/Reuters

By Jennifer O'Mahony

19 Nov 2012

Last Saturday, software millionaire John McAfee told The Daily Telegraph in an exclusive interview that to reveal any disguise he wore while on the run from the police "would be foolish."

But Mr McAfee, 67, who is wanted for questioning about the murder of his neighbour in Belize, appears to have changed his mind, detailing the long and bizarre process of disguising himself as a Central American street seller with a limp on his personal blog.

In two separate posts today, he describes dying his beard, mutilating his nose with a "shaved tampon", darkening his skin with shoe polish and convincing a reporter from the Associated Press that he was a poor Guatemalan who sold dolphin carvings for a living.

He wrote: "The first day I colored my full beard and my hair light grey- almost white. I darkened the skin of my face, neck and hands carefully with shoe polish and put on an LA Saints baseball cap with the brim facing backwards and tufts of the front of my hair sticking out unkempt through the band.

"I stuffed my cheeks with chewed bubble gum stuck to the outside of my upper and lower molars – making my face appear much fatter. I darkened and browned my front teeth.

"I stuffed a shaved down tampon deep into my right nostril and died the tip dark brown – giving my nose an awkward, lopsided, disgusting appearance.

"I put on a pair of ragged brown pants with holes patched and darned. I wore an old, ragged long sleeve shirt. I donned an old Guatemalan style sarape and toted a bag containing a variety of Guatemalan woven goods."

Mr McAfee then recounts walking down to the beach and trying to sell small wooden figurines to reporters and tourists in broken English.

He wrote: "I adjusted my posture so that I appeared a good six inches shorter than my actual height and slowly walked up and down the beach with a pronounced limp, pushing an old single speed bicycle and peddling my wares to tourists and reporters using a broken English with a heavy Spanish accent.


"On my second day, while peddling small wooden carvings, I nearly sold a dolphin carving to an Associated Press reporter standing at the edge of my dock."

Mr McAfee, who lived in a $1.5 million beachside villa on the island of Ambergris Caye off the Belize coast, has repeatedly denied shooting dead his neighbour Gregory Viant Faull, 52, a retired American builder from Florida, a week ago.

Officials say the poisoning of four of Mr McAfee's dogs may be linked to the murder of Faull, who lived 100 metres down the beach.

Mr Faull had previously complained about McAfee's attitude and his dogs.

Mr McAfee told Wired magazine last week that he fears police will kill or torture him, but police say they just want to talk to him about the killing.


Mr McAfee has kept watch at his property, according to the blog, and claimed to observe the police enter his home seven times.

His street seller outfit was not the only disguise Mr McAfee has attempted. He also dressed as a drunk German tourist, sporting "a partially bandaged face and wearing speedo swimming trunks and a distasteful, oversized Hawaiian shirt". He took to "yelling loudly at anyone who would listen – 'Leck mich um ausch!'," which translates into English as "Lick me in the a---!".

Mr McAfee also revealed the identity of the woman who is accompanying him in a posed photo, calling her Samantha and adding that she was 20 years old.

The millionaire says he will continue his "investigations", and has offered a $25,000 reward to anyone who catches the killer of Mr Faull.

He added: "If anyone has any information, please give it directly to me. I will publish it here on this blog first, and then provide it to the police. That way it cannot just conveniently disappear if it is evidence that the Government finds distasteful."

McAfee started his company that produces McAfee antivirus software in the late 1980s and made $100 million.
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Re: John McAfee 'disguised as Guatemalan street hawker with a limp'
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2012, 08:00:30 AM »
That's the reason i'm using McAfee Antivirus :D

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Re: John McAfee 'disguised as Guatemalan street hawker with a limp'
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2012, 08:02:20 AM »
This guy is hilarious.
Sold off his company to retire to Belize and do drugs and shenanigans.

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Re: John McAfee 'disguised as Guatemalan street hawker with a limp'
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2012, 09:18:43 AM »
the lost his 100 million dollar fortune. Supposedly just worth a couple million now if that. Bath salts are a hellava drug.

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Re: John McAfee 'disguised as Guatemalan street hawker with a limp'
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2012, 03:32:22 PM »
the lost his 100 million dollar fortune. Supposedly just worth a couple million now if that. Bath salts are a hellava drug.

What motivated him to do this stroke of genius?

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Re: John McAfee 'disguised as Guatemalan street hawker with a limp'
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2012, 03:45:42 PM »
Wow, ruining everything in your life because the neighbor was intentionally letting his dogs shit on your lawn to piss you off before you kill him to "teach him".


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Re: John McAfee 'disguised as Guatemalan street hawker with a limp'
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2012, 03:47:15 PM »
What motivated him to do this stroke of genius?

It's an interesting story. Lots of bad stock and bond investments. But real estate seems to have hurt him the worst, monsterous spreads that are worth comparatively very little now -

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/21/business/economy/21inequality.html?pagewanted=3&_r=2&hp .

He also seems to like to party hard.

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« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2012, 03:51:04 PM »
It's an interesting story. Lots of bad stock and bond investments. But real estate seems to have hurt him the worst, monsterous spreads that are worth comparatively very little now -

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/21/business/economy/21inequality.html?pagewanted=3&_r=2&hp .

He also seems to like to party hard.

A good dude through and through, beside the killing part if it's true.

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« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2012, 03:55:33 PM »
A good dude through and through, beside the killing part if it's true.
if you re innocent, why go to such extremes to escape police? Lol, dude probably abused heroin and went to kill his neighbor for letting his dogs shit on his lawn , wanted to be the man, now face life in prison, hence running away like a moron until he finally gets caught anyway. Drugs are bad, they make you lose any sense of reality.

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Re: John McAfee 'disguised as Guatemalan street hawker with a limp'
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2012, 09:04:08 PM »
BREAKING: John McAfee Picked up for Questioning 2

About an hour ago John McAfee was picked up by the Guatemala special police task force for questioning about his illegal entry into the country. His lawyer, Mr. Guerra, accompanied to Emigrason Albergue in Guatemala City and he is attempting to get John out before his press conference tomorrow. Updates to come.


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Re: John McAfee 'disguised as Guatemalan street hawker with a limp'
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2012, 09:24:23 PM »
Old bastard is crazier than a shithouse rat.
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Re: John McAfee 'disguised as Guatemalan street hawker with a limp'
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2012, 09:46:15 PM »
http://ec.libsyn.com/p/a/d/4/ad47ffb180889360/p290.mp3?d13a76d516d9dec20c3d276c e028ed5089ab1ce3dae902ea 1d01cd8330d9ca5a947f&c_id=5182018.

McAfee on Joe Rogan. In it he explains his side and why he wouldn't come back to the U.S. . Very odd duck.

If I were him, I'd take whatever cash I had handy, and start greasing palms. Reports are that they might deport him within the day.

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Re: John McAfee 'disguised as Guatemalan street hawker with a limp'
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2012, 10:20:34 PM »
Wow, ruining everything in your life because the neighbor was intentionally letting his dogs shit on your lawn to piss you off before you kill him to "teach him".


Thats not what happened you moron.  His neighbor poisoned his prized dogs.  You don`t do that to McAfee`s dogs.

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« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2012, 10:24:10 PM »
if you re innocent, why go to such extremes to escape police? Lol, dude probably abused heroin and went to kill his neighbor for letting his dogs shit on his lawn , wanted to be the man, now face life in prison, hence running away like a moron until he finally gets caught anyway. Drugs are bad, they make you lose any sense of reality.
Again, shit-stain, that is not what happened.  It was McAfee`s dogs that were poisoned by the neighbor.

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Re: John McAfee 'disguised as Guatemalan street hawker with a limp'
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2012, 10:26:19 PM »
John McAfee has teamed up with "Brutal" Bertil Fox to solve crimes in South America

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Re: John McAfee 'disguised as Guatemalan street hawker with a limp'
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2012, 10:29:16 PM »
that show would be awesome

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Re: John McAfee 'disguised as Guatemalan street hawker with a limp'
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2012, 10:50:32 PM »
I knew Adonis would post in this thread. Strange, not sure why, but I scrolled down and there he was.

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Re: John McAfee 'disguised as Guatemalan street hawker with a limp'
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2012, 11:38:37 PM »
BREAKING: John McAfee Picked up for Questioning 2

About an hour ago John McAfee was picked up by the Guatemala special police task force for questioning about his illegal entry into the country. His lawyer, Mr. Guerra, accompanied to Emigrason Albergue in Guatemala City and he is attempting to get John out before his press conference tomorrow. Updates to come.



haha owned asshole. When interpol is going after you you know you re fucked. Next time dont kill someone being on drugs and maybe it wont happen to you.

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Re: John McAfee 'disguised as Guatemalan street hawker with a limp'
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2012, 11:44:28 PM »
Again, shit-stain, that is not what happened.  It was McAfee`s dogs that were poisoned by the neighbor.
so he let his stupid dogs shit on his neighbor lawn repeteadly thinking he can do whatever he wants, then his stupid dogs get poisoned rightfully so, then he kills the dude with a firearm...haha...what a fucking insecure insane moron. No wonder you identify with him. Another mentally disturbed person who prefer dogs to humans,just like you, cause he can control them but cant control other human beings.


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Re: John McAfee 'disguised as Guatemalan street hawker with a limp'
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2012, 07:42:59 AM »
Can't wait for the movie. Looks like a great role for Pacino.

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Re: John McAfee 'disguised as Guatemalan street hawker with a limp'
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2012, 07:56:04 AM »
looks like a funny guy to hang out with