Friday night menu

[Big N]

Alright fellas I'm taking out a new broad tonight, 3rd time we're seeing each other. She agreed to come to my area, she wants to drink and wants to hang out late. Say no more the cards are on the table, the question is which position am I doing this new broad. And where am I finishing off on her. This will be a huge load, haven't jacked off for 2 weeks straight (no homo).

- Discuss

[WOOO]

your boyfriend will be pissed

[MichaelScottDM]

Night ends with you crying, eating a microwavable pizza watching Pretty in pink.

[Krankenstein]

Night ends with you crying, eating a microwavable pizza watching Pretty in pink.

With an empty pint of Ben and Jerry's "Cock and Whopper Balls" sitting next him

[Nails]

Tits and a little lower face


Show her who is boss from the start

[haider]

bullshit you don't like peanut butter

[tommywishbone]

Night ends with you crying, eating a microwavable pizza watching Pretty in pink.

"Wang! Where is my Cadillac?"

[Nicademus]

Alright fellas I'm taking out a new broad................... .

- Discuss

Why do all you Euro's insist on calling dudes "broads"?

[Marty Champions]

if you havent jacked off or nutted in 2 weeks chances are your producing absolute zero testosterone

in other words, your diet is fucked, your health is completley fucked

[Mr Nobody]

if you havent jacked off or nutted in 2 weeks chances are your producing absolute zero testosterone

in other words, your diet is fucked, your health is completley fucked

Yes, Its a muscle like all the rest if you dont have sex with hot hoe or jack off everyday or two it will deteriorate keeps testosterone up too.