Starks daily sex tips

[Donny]

she treated my manhood with the love and attention it deserves... nice big juicy lips and took my load too and swallowed it all. was a very intensive orgasm... so yeah black women are ok... plus a white panty looks stunning against an ebony skin

[B_B_C]

Here is how you get laid with the chick of your dreams.

Walk over to her and ask her if she has a spoon, when she asks why say "To eat out your butt hole"

Works every time

She prefers a spoon to your lad?
tea spoon?
desert spoon?
table spoon?
wooden spoon?

[B_B_C]

Simply walk up to the woman of your dreams and say: "Would you like to know what the the bottom of your feet look like in my rear mirror?" - Let her work it out for a few minutes.

can you not afford the price of a hotel room by the minute ?

[Stark]

can you not afford the price of a hotel room by the minute ?

Harder to get rid of them, if you are for a quick fuck, the car is always the first option, think about it, as soon as you agree to a hotel room they want to cuddle, have a drink and get comfortable, that should be the last item on your priority list.

Remember: FIRST RULE: Never do foreplay unless you absolutely have to!!!

[B_B_C]

Harder to get rid of them, if you are for a quick fuck, the car is always the first option, think about it, as soon as you agree to a hotel room they want to cuddle, have a drink and get comfortable, that should be the last item on your priority list.

Remember: FIRST RULE: Never do foreplay unless you absolutely have to!!!

Masturbation might suit you needs  better

[Wiggs]

Stark was raised and breastfed by a rotund black woman called "Mammie."

[Stark]

Stark was raised and breastfed by a rotund black woman called "Mammie."

Sorry wiggs, current sex tips are for white people only, we cover sex tips for your people a few episodes from this one, so if you would be so kind and make your way out of this thread, that'll be great!

[Wiggs]

Sorry wiggs, current sex tips are for white people only, we cover sex tips for your people a few episodes from this one.

We don't need sex tips. We do quite well. but thanks. Don't disappoint Mammie.

[Roger Bacon]

smoking in a hospital bed? lol getbig!  

[galain]

Stark - can you translate that into Swaebisch for me?

[Wiggs]

Stark - can you translate that into Swaebisch for me?

Just add an "le" to the end of everything he said. lol