not once did i patronize prostitutes in 2012

[anabolichalo]

time flies by it's crazy how fast 2012 passed


soon we are all retired broke men in wheelchairs

[Raymondo]

I'm just about ready to give a shit, after I finish my chicken, rice and red pepper hummus

[anabolichalo]

I'm just about ready to give a shit, after I finish my chicken, rice and red pepper hummus

it's better to shit before eating

not nice to have a nice meal and then sit on the toilet

[Grape Ape]

time flies by it's crazy how fast 2012 passed


soon we are all retired broke men in wheelchairs

For some reason, I doubt that will stop you from starting threads.

[snx]

it's better to shit before eating

not nice to have a nice meal and then sit on the toilet

I'm undecided about this one.

There's something to be said about sitting on the john at the cottage after a big meal, reading the Economist, and smoking a cigar as you "unload" the gigantic breakfast you had.

[cephissus]

I'm just about ready to give a shit, after I finish my chicken, rice and red pepper hummus

LOL

[the trainer]

time flies by it's crazy how fast 2012 passed


soon we are all retired broke men in wheelchairs

Because you are too busy fucking fat nasty looking women, its either that or pay a pretty girl to fuck you.

[Jon Harridan]

it's better to shit before eating

not nice to have a nice meal and then sit on the toilet

No, it's better to crap after eating. That way your bowels are maximally and naturally stimulated and you can get everything (all the waste) out. If you eat big after taking a crap, chances are that you'll have to go again soon thereafter and waste your time.