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Dave Palumbo + John of God = CLUSTERFUCK!!!!!
« on: February 11, 2013, 04:21:30 PM »
Just listened to Dave's show.....what a fucking sideshow   ;D

http://anabolicmayhem.com/dave-palumbo-john-of-god-clusterfuck/

It seems as though Dave Palumbo has found a new friend while traveling through Brazil and he goes by the name of John of God.

John of God (real name Joao de Deus) however is nothing more than an elaborate and well versed scam artist. He supposedly heals people through some bullshit called “psychic surgery” and gives people “magical herbs” which he touts can heal diseases such cancer, AIDS, bad breath, and stubbed toes. Over the years, he’s also incorporated some other “medical procedures” such as shoving a pair of forceps up a person’s nose and putting his head on their bellies to see if he can hear the ocean.

Now, I’m not going to write a long and drawn out article because this snake peddler doesn’t deserve it but I have to wonder about Dave Palumbo’s state of mind in accepting his word as gospel. Dave of all people should be able to see through this kook right away….after all he did spend 2 years in medical school…while this John of God is nothing more than a farmer who has the education of a middle school kid. Yet, he spent a great majority of his recent radio show ranting and raving about the wonders of this person. However the fact remains that this “John of God” is a complete fraud and charlatan who has clearly contaminated the mind and soul of Dave Palumbo for profit.

Personally, I believe in the benefits of herbal medicine…it is the foundation of modern day Western Medicine. However, things such as psychic surgery would make Hippocrates roll over in his grave. Stay away from people like John of God because they not only steal your money but they also steal away your confidence and trust in help when you realize that you have been duped





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Re: Dave Palumbo + John of God = CLUSTERFUCK!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2013, 04:34:15 PM »
John of God (real name Joao de Deus)

His "real" name means the exact same thing as "John of God" but in Portuguese.

however is nothing more than an elaborate and well versed scam artist. He supposedly heals people through some bullshit called psychic surgery and gives people “magical herbs” which he touts can heal diseases such cancer, AIDS, bad breath, and stubbed toes. Over the years, he’s also incorporated some other “medical procedures” such as shoving a pair of forceps up a person’s nose and putting his head on their bellies to see if he can hear the ocean.

Sounds like a schizophrenic who has convinced himself that he has magical powers bestowed upon him by God. Since he believes this to be the honest truth, convincing others by way of his conviction comes easy.

but I have to wonder about Dave Palumbo’s state of mind in accepting his word as gospel. Dave of all people should be able to see through this kook right away….after all he did spend 2 years in medical school…while this John of God is nothing more than a farmer who has the education of a middle school kid. Yet, he spent a great majority of his recent radio show ranting and raving about the wonders of this person. However the fact remains that this “John of God” is a complete fraud and charlatan who has clearly contaminated the mind and soul of Dave Palumbo for profit.

When you are stricken with a life-altering diagnosis that comes with possibly a bad prognosis, you start to believe in anything that provides any sign of hope. Dave is a snakeoil salesmen himself and has spent many years selling lies in the form of powders and fake GH to many of his best friends, fans and associates throughout the industry. For once, Dave met a hustler he could not resist in the form of "John of God".

In short...

Dave needs a kidney. John of God promises a cure for his ailment. Dave buys the self-serving propaganda advertised by "John of God". Dave flies down to Brazil. "John of God" penetrates him via psychic surgery. Dave experiences a surge of both adrenaline and endorphins while John touches him, which results in a day or so of bliss. Dave comes back and believes he is cured. A month later after his regularly scheduled bloodwork, Dave faces the truth. Dave seeks out another "cure".

The End...

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Re: Dave Palumbo + John of God = CLUSTERFUCK!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2013, 04:59:52 PM »
His "real" name means the exact same thing as "John of God" but in Portuguese.

Sounds like a schizophrenic who has convinced himself that he has magical powers bestowed upon him by God. Since he believes this to be the honest truth, convincing others by way of his conviction comes easy.

When you are stricken with a life-altering diagnosis that comes with possibly a bad prognosis, you start to believe in anything that provides any sign of hope. Dave is a snakeoil salesmen himself and has spent many years selling lies in the form of powders and fake GH to many of his best friends, fans and associates throughout the industry. For once, Dave met a hustler he could not resist in the form of "John of God".

In short...

Dave needs a kidney. John of God promises a cure for his ailment. Dave buys the self-serving propaganda advertised by "John of God". Dave flies down to Brazil. "John of God" penetrates him via psychic surgery. Dave experiences a surge of both adrenaline and endorphins while John touches him, which results in a day or so of bliss. Dave comes back and believes he is cured. A month later after his regularly scheduled bloodwork, Dave faces the truth. Dave seeks out another "cure".

The End...

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Re: Dave Palumbo + John of God = CLUSTERFUCK!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2013, 05:10:38 PM »
Just listened to Dave's show.....what a fucking sideshow   ;D

http://anabolicmayhem.com/dave-palumbo-john-of-god-clusterfuck/

It seems as though Dave Palumbo has found a new friend while traveling through Brazil and he goes by the name of John of God.

John of God (real name Joao de Deus) however is nothing more than an elaborate and well versed scam artist. He supposedly heals people through some bullshit called “psychic surgery” and gives people “magical herbs” which he touts can heal diseases such cancer, AIDS, bad breath, and stubbed toes. Over the years, he’s also incorporated some other “medical procedures” such as shoving a pair of forceps up a person’s nose and putting his head on their bellies to see if he can hear the ocean.

Now, I’m not going to write a long and drawn out article because this snake peddler doesn’t deserve it but I have to wonder about Dave Palumbo’s state of mind in accepting his word as gospel. Dave of all people should be able to see through this kook right away….after all he did spend 2 years in medical school…while this John of God is nothing more than a farmer who has the education of a middle school kid. Yet, he spent a great majority of his recent radio show ranting and raving about the wonders of this person. However the fact remains that this “John of God” is a complete fraud and charlatan who has clearly contaminated the mind and soul of Dave Palumbo for profit.

Personally, I believe in the benefits of herbal medicine…it is the foundation of modern day Western Medicine. However, things such as psychic surgery would make Hippocrates roll over in his grave. Stay away from people like John of God because they not only steal your money but they also steal away your confidence and trust in help when you realize that you have been duped


yer right... anyone who even gets into med school wouldnt entertain half the shit palumbo does... what med school was this exactly?..same school tom prince did english at by chance?

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Re: Dave Palumbo + John of God = CLUSTERFUCK!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2013, 05:14:42 PM »
   Dave needs a kidney?

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Re: Dave Palumbo + John of God = CLUSTERFUCK!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2013, 05:50:41 PM »
His "real" name means the exact same thing as "John of God" but in Portuguese.

Sounds like a schizophrenic who has convinced himself that he has magical powers bestowed upon him by God. Since he believes this to be the honest truth, convincing others by way of his conviction comes easy.

When you are stricken with a life-altering diagnosis that comes with possibly a bad prognosis, you start to believe in anything that provides any sign of hope. Dave is a snakeoil salesmen himself and has spent many years selling lies in the form of powders and fake GH to many of his best friends, fans and associates throughout the industry. For once, Dave met a hustler he could not resist in the form of "John of God".

In short...

Dave needs a kidney. John of God promises a cure for his ailment. Dave buys the self-serving propaganda advertised by "John of God". Dave flies down to Brazil. "John of God" penetrates him via psychic surgery. Dave experiences a surge of both adrenaline and endorphins while John touches him, which results in a day or so of bliss. Dave comes back and believes he is cured. A month later after his regularly scheduled bloodwork, Dave faces the truth. Dave seeks out another "cure".

The End...

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Re: Dave Palumbo + John of God = CLUSTERFUCK!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2013, 06:49:18 PM »
   Dave needs a kidney?

Yes.  He might even need two..

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Re: Dave Palumbo + John of God = CLUSTERFUCK!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2013, 06:50:05 PM »
I'm not sure why I show myself in this tread, but carry on fellas carry on.
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Re: Dave Palumbo + John of God = CLUSTERFUCK!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2013, 05:21:02 AM »
Yes.  He might even need two..

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The trip is already a failure since polimbo himself admitted his bad shoulders are still fucked never mind da kidneys

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Re: Dave Palumbo + John of God = CLUSTERFUCK!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2013, 05:35:48 AM »
Hey it's your fault if you pay attention to this dribble.

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Re: Dave Palumbo + John of God = CLUSTERFUCK!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2013, 05:55:37 AM »
I hope Dave is okay.

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Re: Dave Palumbo + John of God = CLUSTERFUCK!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2013, 06:25:37 AM »
In the spirit of true iron brotherhood, I would like to donate my kidney to Dave on the condition that he doesn't take anymore powerful substances like gakic to ruin this one aswell.

Can I do this through paypal?