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Psh. Not even. I'd fuck the life out of those two.
Of course, it all depends on your definition of "hot." Lots of guys these days seem to salivate over women with big fat asses. That doesn't do much for me. A good ass doesn't need to bulge out like Wendy Whoppers' tits. Generally, I like a nice, tight ass with just a bit of curve. After all, an anorexic chain-smoking girl with a decent ass can always eat more/quit smoking/work out and develop greater roundness to her butt. Kind of like Kate Beckinsale, a skinny, light-eating chain-smoker did, by working out. Of course, genetics were always on her side. And backside :slurp:
The "hot" women I find the least attractive are the Dita Von Tease (sp?) types. She is a genuine knockout but, IMO, just ruined her body with all of those stupid fucking tattoos.
Cigarette smokers don't bother me in the least. If they do, you rule out probably 90% of ALL truly good-looking women (girls smoke to stay skinny), if not more. Even the most innocent-seeming types, like Natalie Portman or that Princess Diaries sweet piece ... Anne Hathaway! Annie is about as innocent as they get, and she smoked for like 10 years "closet style." She probably still does, since the Hollywood types like to say one thing and do another.
Drinkers? I can tolerate that to a degree, but again, degree is something we have to define rather careful-like

I had an ex, a gal who is now a high school guidance counselor of all things (?!), who was one of those silly bitches who only "smoked when she drank." Well, she drank nearly EVERY fucking night, and to the point of shit-facedness to boot. It was only through her friends that I ever tried moonshine (though I should add that her friends were a million times cooler than she was: after the bitch broke up with me, they invited me down for a BBQ, LOL).
Tats and piercings? Eh. The love of my live had several tats. She drank and she smoked cigarettes. I adored her just the same. I'm just glad she wasn't a pothead. I hate the smell of pot and virtually every conversation I've had with a pothead has been boring as shit. "Look at the ceiling and how even the paint job is," they might say. I'm like, "Yeah, that's great, even paint job and all that. When are you gonna pass out already?"
That said, my girlfriend's sister is a HUGE cigarette-smoker, drinker and *especially* pothead -- yet, sissy is a complete and total piece of ass. (As much as I love my girlfriend, I'd love to spend a little time inside her sister -- and her sister's eldest daughter, for that matter, but I'd better shut the fuck up

) The sister strips for a living, she's so fucking hot -- and even at 31, she still makes a small fortune every night. In her case, I'd be willing to overlook her need to toke some dope in order for me to stick my dick in her. Some getbiggers pretend to be all picky but I know the score. If you haven't been getting any in awhile, the first hot piece that comes along will make you beg like buttermilk just for one good thrust up in there
