How does one go about "picking a team"? Do you evaluate the men that you prefer and then make a determination? What is the criteria based upon?
Because unlike twinks like you, I played sports when I was little. I chose players and teams I wanted to emulate on the field, and became a Ravens fan ever since.
Seriously, have you ever once played an organized sport in your life? You seem so bitter towards it, which one can only think you were the terd in class who was picked last for gym class.