I'm in a predicament...

[Roger Bacon]

Met this ten...  Couldn't get beyond friend zone.

She mentioned she had her first orgasm to Uncle Jesse from Full House.  Getting her into bed being my main objective, without thinking I said "that's funny, John Stamos is my second cousin!" 

It worked, she believed it.  Now she keeps asking me about him though and I'm spinning a bigger and bigger web of lies... 

[dj181]

have you asked her yet if she's into black fellas?

[Tapeworm]

Uncle Jessie was the ethnic one, after all.

[quadzilla456]

Tell her you lied but the white race is dying and she needs to become pregnant with your baby asap! That will go down great!! 

j/k

[HockeyFightFan]

Admit to her that you have no game and you take it in the ass on Tuesdays and Thursdays, it worked for you with Sev.

[Viking11]

Notify her that John is channeling through you and says she needs to give you awesome BJs followed by torrid anal sex. If she is still in the room after you have told her that, then have at it.

[Papper]

Easy. You just have to become John Stamos.

[Big Chiro Flex]

She seems shallow. Don't be very nice to her, that's the trick with her species.

[FitnessFrenzy]

I never go for 10's. Too much work and maintenance. Just not worth it in the long run.

[Obvious Gimmick]

Easy. You just have to become John Stamos.

This. Grow a mullet and wear tight acid was jeans.  Whatever you're doing, every thirty minutes have so simpleton morale of the story.

Eating her ass in 2 hours. Thank me later

[Method101]

So that picture you posted outing yourself in the other thead was not really you? lol

[Jadeveon Clowney]

Met this ten...  Couldn't get beyond friend zone.

She mentioned she had her first orgasm to Uncle Jesse from Full House.  Getting her into bed being my main objective, without thinking I said "that's funny, John Stamos is my second cousin!" 

It worked, she believed it.  Now she keeps asking me about him though and I'm spinning a bigger and bigger web of lies... 

PIPpa, the only time it's acceptable to have a conversatio with a woman about her orgasms is when you're balls-deep or have a mouthful of muff

I know you're going to come back and say you were trolling, so here: 2/10 (b/c you strike me as the kind of person who would actually talk to a chick about her orgasms conversationally).

[Roger Bacon]

PIPpa, the only time it's acceptable to have a conversatio with a woman about her orgasms is when you're balls-deep or have a mouthful of muff

I know you're going to come back and say you were trolling, so here: 2/10 (b/c you strike me as the kind of person who would actually talk to a chick about her orgasms conversationally).

haha.... If only I was kidding...

[Jadeveon Clowney]

haha.... If only I was kidding...

well, never make this mistake again. no woman should ever feel comfortable talking to you about her orgasms unless you've hit it.

[240 is Back]

would you rather bang one 10.....  or have a 3-way with two 5's?

[AVBG]

Lol..why do her "feelings" now suddenly matter? you obviously bullshitted her in the first place, so just roll with it and tap hard and often!

[Tightskin]

Tell her you actually meant Uncle Jesse from the dukes of hazard.

[Roger Bacon]

Tell her you actually meant Uncle Jesse from the dukes of hazard.

hahahahhahahaha oh fuck yes!!!



had to google him

[BB]

Tell her you actually meant Uncle Jesse from the dukes of hazard.

And offer her a gift -

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