Just hit the tanning bed anyway, flex hard the entire time and you'll be fine.
Back in the day we used a drug called "Trisoralen". It was a prescription drug used to treat vitaligo. Probably more toxic on the liver than any oral steroid."
I'm already too tanned for my own sake; I get Id controls every other week driving my Mercedes. Fuck that. I need un-tanning pills.
Can anyone recommend some good tanning pills? I'm a melanoma survivor and sun tanning or the tanning salon are out, and I would never spray or use lotion.