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Why I would love to move to America
« on: March 17, 2013, 09:23:17 AM »
This is beyond ridiculous. These guys make all sorts of pranks and still are able to get chicks number with no effort what so ever. Just look at this video, they dont even have to speak!



These guys are also from my country, and I tell you - if they ever tried that shit here, they wouldnt end up with a single number, because Norway has some of the most stuck up bitches ever. And I hate them. But I love how easy you could get together with these american chicks, and Im seriously reconcidering to do my Masters in the US just because of this simple fact. They are a lot more open minded.

Are girls really that great in the US? What do you think of them compared to Europeen girls?


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Re: Why I would love to move to America
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2013, 09:24:54 AM »
american woman are fat and lust for BBC

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Re: Why I would love to move to America
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2013, 09:28:48 AM »
no, they are not

don't be fooled


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Re: Why I would love to move to America
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2013, 09:33:07 AM »
Death to all Muslims!

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Re: Why I would love to move to America
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2013, 10:19:41 AM »
This is beyond ridiculous. These guys make all sorts of pranks and still are able to get chicks number with no effort what so ever. Just look at this video, they dont even have to speak!
These guys are also from my country, and I tell you - if they ever tried that shit here, they wouldnt end up with a single number, because Norway has some of the most stuck up bitches ever. And I hate them. But I love how easy you could get together with these american chicks, and Im seriously reconcidering to do my Masters in the US just because of this simple fact. They are a lot more open minded.
Are girls really that great in the US? What do you think of them compared to Europeen girls?

why waste your money on a masters when you can just masturbate at home
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Re: Why I would love to move to America
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2013, 10:39:49 AM »
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Re: Why I would love to move to America
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2013, 01:16:25 PM »
well,well.

first off

this is far from getting any sex.its just a number, women hand out number like its nothing these days.

i dont think the american women are more open than some european countries women, see, german girls are very uncomplicated.

this approach will get some numbers out of pity, but thats it.will hardly lead to anything

That is true, but in any case I think it is higly more likely to succeed having sex with an american girl than a europeen. The fact that they give away their number so easy, says a lot.

why waste your money on a masters when you can just masturbate at home

That wasnt even remotly funny... ::)


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Re: Why I would love to move to America
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2013, 01:25:48 PM »
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Re: Why I would love to move to America
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2013, 02:29:26 PM »
That is true, but in any case I think it is higly more likely to succeed having sex with an american girl than a europeen. The fact that they give away their number so easy, says a lot.

That wasnt even remotly funny... ::)

no where near as funny as  as letting your dick decide where you dwell
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Re: Why I would love to move to America
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2013, 02:39:30 PM »
no where near as funny as  as letting your dick decide where you dwell

Whats funny is that your a pathetic fat and old creep, trying desperately to insult me on a website.  ;D

Life must suck for you, you poor little thing... ;)

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Re: Why I would love to move to America
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2013, 04:12:56 PM »
well,well.

first off

this is far from getting any sex.its just a number, women hand out number like its nothing these days.

i dont think the american women are more open than some european countries women, see, german girls are very uncomplicated.

this approach will get some numbers out of pity, but thats it.will hardly lead to anything

american girls are way more spontaneous than german girls. 

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Re: Why I would love to move to America
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2013, 05:49:53 PM »
Whats funny is that your a pathetic fat and old creep, trying desperately to insult me on a website.  ;D

Life must suck for you, you poor little thing... ;)

You have satisfied to your own satisfaction than what I said was not funny, ok but do you then need to go on to display your own sensitivity?
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Re: Why I would love to move to America
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2013, 12:40:10 AM »
because Norway has some of the most stuck up bitches ever. And I hate them.


I found this to be true. The girls I met in Norway were insanely hot but a bit distant. I didn't know if they were stuck up or just unsure about their English.

It was after I started telling them that Swedish girls were much friendlier that they began throwing me in bed for some of the most incredible sport fucking I've ever experienced. Worked like a charm. I had a deliriously happy time in Norway thanks to Swedish chicks!

Then I went to Sweden and found that the Swedish chicks really were much friendlier than their Norwegian sisters.

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Re: Why I would love to move to America
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2013, 06:39:20 AM »
You have satisfied to your own satisfaction than what I said was not funny, ok but do you then need to go on to display your own sensitivity?

blah blah blah blah blah blah............ Got to bed, old man... ::)

I found this to be true. The girls I met in Norway were insanely hot but a bit distant. I didn't know if they were stuck up or just unsure about their English.

It was after I started telling them that Swedish girls were much friendlier that they began throwing me in bed for some of the most incredible sport fucking I've ever experienced. Worked like a charm. I had a deliriously happy time in Norway thanks to Swedish chicks!

Then I went to Sweden and found that the Swedish chicks really were much friendlier than their Norwegian sisters.

Yep, they are pretty hot especially in Oslo and Tonsberg which Im from, but most of them are hard to get with. Especially online. That is just impossible.

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Re: Why I would love to move to America
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2013, 06:53:52 AM »
blah blah blah blah blah blah............ Got to bed, old man... ::)

you must be very sucessful with the ladies
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Re: Why I would love to move to America
« Reply #15 on: March 18, 2013, 08:45:47 AM »


Yep, they are pretty hot especially in Oslo and Tonsberg which Im from, but most of them are hard to get with. Especially online. That is just impossible.

Nailed 3 Oslo girls. All fucking off the scale almost too perfect hot.

I thought the chicks in Bergen were all hot.

Fuck it. Pretty much every woman I ever saw in Norway was hot. Hotter on average than the Swedish chicks, but not nearly as 'friendly'.

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Re: Why I would love to move to America
« Reply #16 on: March 18, 2013, 12:21:37 PM »
you must be very sucessful with the ladies


Yes, thank you - you should take some lessons. :)

Nailed 3 Oslo girls. All fucking off the scale almost too perfect hot.

I thought the chicks in Bergen were all hot.

Fuck it. Pretty much every woman I ever saw in Norway was hot. Hotter on average than the Swedish chicks, but not nearly as 'friendly'.

Bergen, thats where Im going after Ive completed my Bachelor degree. I cant wait, because its 5 times bigger than the piece of shit city I live in now. The quality and quantity of girls will go way up, and I simply cant wait. 8)

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Re: Why I would love to move to America
« Reply #17 on: March 18, 2013, 12:54:08 PM »
I'm gonna check it out myself in 3 months :D

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Re: Why I would love to move to America
« Reply #18 on: March 19, 2013, 03:19:23 AM »

Bergen, thats where Im going after Ive completed my Bachelor degree. I cant wait, because its 5 times bigger than the piece of shit city I live in now. The quality and quantity of girls will go way up, and I simply cant wait. 8)

3 very vivid memories I have of Bergen.

Arriving in town and seeing a female road construction worker. Yeah yeah - equal rights and all that, but it was the first time I'd ever seen a woman (hot) manually digging up a street.

Spending 4 hours in Pepe's Pizza eating all I could eat because no normal backpacker can afford to both eat AND have accommodation in such an expensive place. (waitresses - all hot).

Staring open mouthed at a high school excursion walking past me. Must have been seniors (I hope to God they were seniors) - each girl more stunning than the one that came before. I honestly thought I was looking at aliens for a minute. Then came the teacher and student teacher. Holy Jesus. I started talking to them by asking for directions. It took me a little while, but eventually the student teacher told me she had a collection of trolls (seriously) and asked if I'd like to see them. My only costs for the rest of that week were for condoms.  ;D

Seriously brothers - I will share this with you because every man deserves to experience Viking babe sport fucking at least once in his life. I was there 21 years ago and the memories still get me hard. Remember this question. "Is it true that the women in Sweden are even friendlier/hotter than you Norwegian girls?".

Every time I spoke it, I got laid.

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Re: Why I would love to move to America
« Reply #19 on: March 19, 2013, 03:30:01 AM »
Imagine Galeniko in that video, walking around shirtless on a college campus: "Excuse me miss, will you suck my cock?"  ;D

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Re: Why I would love to move to America
« Reply #20 on: March 19, 2013, 03:43:34 AM »
Imagine Galeniko in that video, walking around shirtless on a college campus: "Excuse me miss, will you suck my cock?"  ;D

LOL!