Getbig Exclusive: Story from my youth...

[Roger Bacon]

Seventeen years old, eating at Denny's with friends.  I ordered tons of food, and made up a bullshit excuse about forgetting my wallet at home.  They end up paying for my food... Fuck yeah!

In the parking lot on the way out we see another group of friends, they tell us about a party on the wealthy side of town that they were going to after they finished eating.  The friends I was with didn't want to go.  I ask if there's any room in their car, and if I can get a ride home after.  The guy with the car (that I didn't know so well) said "Yes, $5 for gas", I lied about not having my wallet earlier.  

Two hours pass, it's about 11:30 and we leave Denny's for the party.

[arce1988]

 

[Quickerblade]

pip do you know the movies "bud spencer and terence hill"?

terence hill always says he got no small change only big naotes and ask someone else to pay

or the best was when he went to a restaurant and ate like a maniac and when the waitress asked for the total money,he gave her too little and told her to keep the change

dont knwo if theyre known in the usa

remember benny hill?

[Roger Bacon]

The guy driving that I didn't know very well tells the friend upfront that he needs to make a stop.  We turn off the parkway into a ghetto/white trash area.  He pulls into the gravel driveway of what appears to be a meth house and says "be right back".  No sign of him for about 15 minutes.

He comes back and pops in the car.  As he's backing out he hands each of his friends what looks to me like a Flintstones vitamin.  He smiles at me and say "So... Want to have a good time tonight?"  "Sure............. hell yeah" I say.  He hands me one.  I wait for everyone else to take theirs and I then take mine.  

We head to the party.

[Roger Bacon]

We pull up to a huge fucking house in a gated community.  Tons of college girls walking around carrying bottles and shit. 

This kid that appears to be in charge, or live at the house comes up and asks us "Who the fuck invited you?"..  I'm feeling fucked up and I'm like "Don't worry about it fuck face!...    He looks at me like he's going to kick the shit out of me.  One of my friends goes "relax, we know Rupert".  I'm thinking "Rupert?, WTF "  Kids looks semi satisfied and lets us pass...

We walk on in, I'm thinking "Haven't seen the last of that fucker".

[Roger Bacon]

I walk directly up to a girl that's a 5 and start talking a little, she seems cool.  I start drinking tons of booze.  The girl turns into a 7, and we start making out at some point.

The dude from the door comes up to me and stars laughing, apparently the 5 I'm kissing is actually a 2.  Fuck him, we keep making out and he disappears.  Eventually I get tired of her and sneak off "to piss".... 

I come across this cute 8 standing alone by herself, she looks pretty shy.

[Roger Bacon]

I walk up to her and start talking, I'm feeling more than drunk at this point.  The pill is turning me into galeniko... lol  I ask her "If she has any Italian in her.  She gives me a  funny look and says no, but giggles.  "Fuck yeah, I'm in" I think to myself.  As we start talking more, the hotshot from the door strolls over again.  He looks jelous this time.  Deciding to rub it in, I kiss the girl pretty aggressively.  She pushes me off and says she has a boyfriend.  "What the fuck?!" I think to myself, couldn't keep the pissed off look off my face.

Before I look over at "hotshot", the dude that greeted us when we arrived I get a bottle thrown at my head. HARD...  It didn't break, but must have hit me pretty hard because I hit the floor and blacked out.

[Roger Bacon]

I woke up in the Gourmet kitchen, funny thing to run through my head at the time, but I think to myself "this guy has rich parents", than I think "fuck, brutal headache!", than "FUCK, why can't I move!?!".

Duct tape is restraining me.  Douche bag and his friends (that must have knocked me out) are standing around me.  They ask me if "I've met Ronald yet?"  I tell him to go fuck his mother or something....  He continues to tell me that "guys who fuck with him and his friends get to meet Ronald".  "This is super fucked up" I thought to myself.

"SORRY!, I'm fucked up" I said, trying to escape this nightmare.  "SORRY!"... Kid laughs and says "Come on, I want you to meet Ronald"...  He pointed to the door.

[lulu]

Was Ronald wearing a towel ?

[Hulkotron]

Cool story bro

[BIG AL MCKECHNIE]

Hurry up and continue man.

Who is Ronald?    Is he a killer clown like that John Wayne Gacy?

[Mr Nobody]

yes of course, one scene branded into my memory forever, how hes with fake hands on the table while grabbing womens legs under the table in restarant

He was a funny mofo. 

[Tapeworm]

Everybody walk Belair.