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Roger Bacon

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I want to share something I just remembered
« on: April 19, 2013, 04:36:30 PM »
 When I was like 14 I got my first blowjob.  Girl was getting all freaky and I'd been working out before hand.

I popped into her moms bathroom and first thing I saw on the counter was rubbing alcohol.  I squirted it all over a paper towel, soaking it down good and rubbed my balls and anus in four quick,  aggressive motions.

Most painful experience of my life, I dropped to the floor and rolled around.  My ass hole literally felt like someone stuck a hot poker in it.  Balls were on fire.

I came out of the bathroom and she laughed and said "have you been crying"?
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Re: I want to share something I just remembered
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2013, 04:41:48 PM »
This story could have been written into 'Dumb and dumber'.  ;D
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arce1988

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Re: I want to share something I just remembered
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2013, 04:43:01 PM »
 ;D
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Re: I want to share something I just remembered
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2013, 05:05:36 PM »
Quote from: P.I.P on April 19, 2013, 04:36:30 PM
When I was like 14 I got my first blowjob.  Girl was getting all freaky and I'd been working out before hand.

I popped into her moms bathroom and first thing I saw on the counter was rubbing alcohol.  I squirted it all over a paper towel, soaking it down good and rubbed my balls and anus in four quick,  aggressive motions.

Most painful experience of my life, I dropped to the floor and rolled around.  My ass hole literally felt like someone stuck a hot poker in it.  Balls were on fire.

I came out of the bathroom and she laughed and said "have you been crying"?
You will never live this down.
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Re: I want to share something I just remembered
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2013, 05:09:14 PM »
Quote from: chaos on April 19, 2013, 05:05:36 PM
You will never live this down.
Getbig is serious business isn't it. ::)
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Re: I want to share something I just remembered
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2013, 05:15:26 PM »
great story


one time i somehow set my hands on fire (blue flames) with my moms perfume
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Re: I want to share something I just remembered
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2013, 05:17:15 PM »
why did you do that? ??? ???
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Re: I want to share something I just remembered
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2013, 05:21:44 PM »
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Re: I want to share something I just remembered
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2013, 05:22:08 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on April 19, 2013, 05:17:15 PM
why did you do that? ??? ???
basic rimming etiquette
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Re: I want to share something I just remembered
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