From Reddit:
I'm a dude and I've never posted nudes, but I got a shit load of pm's from females regarding a long comment I made about how my asshole fetish came about. I posted and reposted within the last month here on /r/askreddit and both times it caught a lot of traction.
Anyways, so I'm communicating with this chick and she's telling me how clean she is and what not. She was also young, so she had that going for her, too. What harm, I thought, could there be in bullshitting with some young chick with a clean asshole? Well, then she sends a photo, I tell her she's just my type and then I ignore her. Because she wasn't my type. She was quite a bit fucking bigger than my type, so much so that it was hard to understand how she kept it clean, or how she could even wipe it for that matter. Now keep in mind she lived at least a thousand miles away...
I had a comment in my history that mentioned where I lived. I also had a comment in which I posted a pic of myself in a thread asking what celebrity we looked like and to post a pic. Both comments are now gone. I probably allude to where I live, but fuck it.
So I walk into the local grocery store and see a sign on the glass door and read it for some reason. It was looking for I_Dionysus from Reddit...
A few days later, some fucking hefer starts walking towards me all excited and shit, screaming Dionysus at the local Walmart and I fucking bolted. I kid about how fat she was. She was only about 180, but fuck was that insane. Traveling that far because I like to suck on some asshole and returned your pm's about 10 times. Shit...