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Woman has an asshole fetish.
« on: May 08, 2013, 12:28:49 AM »
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I'm a dude and I've never posted nudes, but I got a shit load of pm's from females regarding a long comment I made about how my asshole fetish came about. I posted and reposted within the last month here on /r/askreddit and both times it caught a lot of traction.
Anyways, so I'm communicating with this chick and she's telling me how clean she is and what not. She was also young, so she had that going for her, too. What harm, I thought, could there be in bullshitting with some young chick with a clean asshole? Well, then she sends a photo, I tell her she's just my type and then I ignore her. Because she wasn't my type. She was quite a bit fucking bigger than my type, so much so that it was hard to understand how she kept it clean, or how she could even wipe it for that matter. Now keep in mind she lived at least a thousand miles away...
I had a comment in my history that mentioned where I lived. I also had a comment in which I posted a pic of myself in a thread asking what celebrity we looked like and to post a pic. Both comments are now gone. I probably allude to where I live, but fuck it.
So I walk into the local grocery store and see a sign on the glass door and read it for some reason. It was looking for I_Dionysus from Reddit...
A few days later, some fucking hefer starts walking towards me all excited and shit, screaming Dionysus at the local Walmart and I fucking bolted. I kid about how fat she was. She was only about 180, but fuck was that insane. Traveling that far because I like to suck on some asshole and returned your pm's about 10 times. Shit...

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Re: Woman has an asshole fetish.
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2013, 12:30:46 AM »
From Reddit:

I'm a dude and I've never posted nudes, but I got a shit load of pm's from females regarding a long comment I made about how my asshole fetish came about. I posted and reposted within the last month here on /r/askreddit and both times it caught a lot of traction.
Anyways, so I'm communicating with this chick and she's telling me how clean she is and what not. She was also young, so she had that going for her, too. What harm, I thought, could there be in bullshitting with some young chick with a clean asshole? Well, then she sends a photo, I tell her she's just my type and then I ignore her. Because she wasn't my type. She was quite a bit fucking bigger than my type, so much so that it was hard to understand how she kept it clean, or how she could even wipe it for that matter. Now keep in mind she lived at least a thousand miles away...
I had a comment in my history that mentioned where I lived. I also had a comment in which I posted a pic of myself in a thread asking what celebrity we looked like and to post a pic. Both comments are now gone. I probably allude to where I live, but fuck it.
So I walk into the local grocery store and see a sign on the glass door and read it for some reason. It was looking for I_Dionysus from Reddit...
A few days later, some fucking hefer starts walking towards me all excited and shit, screaming Dionysus at the local Walmart and I fucking bolted. I kid about how fat she was. She was only about 180, but fuck was that insane. Traveling that far because I like to suck on some asshole and returned your pm's about 10 times. Shit...

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Re: Woman has an asshole fetish.
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2013, 12:55:56 AM »
Sounds like a Falcon story.

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Re: Woman has an asshole fetish.
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2013, 01:12:33 AM »
Remind me, why aren’t you in Connecticut, and feeling particularly naughty? I know I’m a terrible pervert, but just thinking about having you has me so worked up. It could be however you wanted, but if I’m honest, I’d rather have you my way. You need to know, I’m married, and I love my wife, so I make love to her. You’re for fucking. I need a hot, wet, new little pussy to use when all I want to do is fuck. How do you feel about being used as my fuck toy? Meet you before work, after work, or over lunch. Put my big hands on your little body. Never see you without leaving you full of my cum. It would be so easy. Bring you into some random room somplace, hike your skirt up, lift you up against the backside of the door, pull your panties down, my warm to the touch, visibly throbbing, cock immediately pressed against your lips. There’s already so much precum from thinking about you, one or two trips up and down your lips and you’d be soaked, ready for me to to push right in. Does being so totally out of control appeal to you? Squeezing your breasts, your ass, throwing in the occasional slap on your ass, a thumb on your hot little clit. I wonder what makes you cum, the clit rubbing, just being dominated by me, or feeling my cock absolutely buried in you. Sometimes, if I press it in as deep as I can, I can see in your face that it is nearly too deep, but you seem to like it too. That’s how I’d press it in when I feel your thighs tighten and see your eyes roll back into your head. Do you think you’d be able to feel my cock quiver with each pump of cum? Or would you be too focused on your orgasm? Where shall I take you next time? Can I just show up at your place, unannounced, and have you however I like? How are you by the way? What are you up to right now in reality? What’s on your mind? What are you wearing? Where are you exactly? When can you visit? ;)

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Re: Woman has an asshole fetish.
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2013, 05:56:45 AM »
Be " Careful"  very careful for what you wish for ;D

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Re: Woman has an asshole fetish.
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2013, 06:16:45 AM »
What the fuck are you doing in Wal-Mart?