Author Topic: An Airline for the Discerning Getbigger  (Read 525 times)

syntaxmachine

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An Airline for the Discerning Getbigger
« on: May 12, 2013, 07:38:10 AM »
Ryanair
http://www.ryanair.com/en

Cheap flights to prime locales across the European continent, indecent advertisements, official bikini calendars chalk full of boobalicous honeys, and staff "trained worst [sic] than an army of SS in a German concentration camp" (as per one yelp.com review) -- Ryanair offers a compelling aeronautical experience for the discerning getbigger. Seriously, if you want to get somewhere cheap and are concerned with neither primp, polish, nor peanuts (unlike gh15 Dennis James), Ryanair will serve you ably.

I can confirm that they are for real as I recently went from Cyprus to Crete round-trip for a few days at the cost of a whopping 39 euro.  

     

       

   

Here are some reviews, but don't despair: all the negative ones are from pussies with unreasonable expectations.
http://www.yelp.ie/biz/ryanair-dublin

Bodybuilding related (::)): They offer shit as far as amenities are concerned, meaning you might need to bring some fart powder to ingest in-flight if you want maximal gains and thus ingest precisely 2.05789 grams of protein per pound of bodyweight, i.e., 7.15 x 10^-3 grams of protein per conscious second for a 200 lbs BB who sleeps eight hours a day.

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Re: An Airline for the Discerning Getbigger
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2013, 11:10:51 AM »
 Nice

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Re: An Airline for the Discerning Getbigger
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2013, 11:31:43 AM »
Ryanair is a boon compared to their other competitor EasyJet. It is not easy for a tall/big man to fit in those spaces.