Author Topic: Survivor Series - Slave Plantation Edition (For the new True Adonis tv show)  (Read 919 times)

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TA came up with a good idea for a TV show and possible new fitness craze in order to get work done around his house.  Start a thing called the TA Challenge where he simulates conditions of slave and sees if people can survive. 

Here are some ideas I think he can use to make this a hit on TV and a national craze

1.  Build make shift cabins where the contestants sleep and have hidden cameras

2.  Make sure all the contestants are white hipsters from liberal families so he can be accused of racism. 

3.  Film it in the summer so its hot. 

4.  TA can be the chief Master bossing people around and issuing credits or penalties if a task is not done fast enough. 

5.  Have challenges like in Top Shot where people who win get to pass through and the remaining people suffer some additional field work or something. 

6.  Have it also in the house and have GB's there to abuse the slaves and boss them around 

7.  Have Wiggs, Andre, Vince, option D be overseers or sub-masters administering beatings to the hipsters if they dont get the tasks done fast enough. 

TA could be famous here







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The true star will be Vince Goodrum's depiction of Django

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The true star will be Vince Goodrum's depiction of Django

 ;D   

He can pose in his thong too in front of the chain gang and force them to watch.  that could be a challenge in of itself - the contestant who pukes last wins

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hahaha yes!


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We can have Slave Challenges

1.  Tie each contest to a sled w rocks in the field and see who gets the best time. 

2.  Who can plow the field the fastest 

3.  Who can clean the Masters' quarters the fasest w no dirt or dust bunnies

4.  Who can carry the most water buckets to the livestock

etc etc

Winner gets to soak feet in ice

Loser gets whipped

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That Key and Peele skit kills me. I have watched it five times. "Well, I would buy him." Hahahahahahah
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