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A plastic patch sewn which is sewn onto the tongue and makes it very difficult to eat is the latest in extreme weight-loss methods.


The 'miracle' patch, which is secured to the tongue with six stitches, makes consuming solid food so painful that users are forced to resort to a liquid-only diet.

Launched in 2009 by Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Nikolas Chugay, the procedure can apparently help you lose up to 30lbs in one month - but not without uncomfortable side effects.

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'Miracle' tongue patch
Diet trend: A 'miracle' patch that is sewn onto the tongue for a month is the latest extreme weight-loss technique. The pain of eating solid foods with the patch forces wearers to consume only liquids

Dr Chugay's website warns that patients may experience swelling of the tongue and difficulty with speech after getting the patch.

And according to Time, some patients have trouble sleeping and difficulty moving their tongue at all following the procedure, which has yet to be FDA-approved.

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What's more, the patch can only be worn for a maximum of one month, since after that time, the tongue's tissue begins to grow back, and the patch can then become incorporated into the tongue.

But during that month, Dr Chugay provides an 'easy to follow' liquid diet of 800 calories a day, which 'fulfills nutritional needs' and 'maximizes weight loss results', according to his website.

The postage stamp-sized patch is made from marlex, a plastic that is commonly used as mesh to repair hernias, and is also the principal material used to make Hula Hoops.

'Miracle' tongue patch
Inventor: Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Nikolas Chugay launched the patch in 2009, and he claims patients can lose up to 30lbs in just one month

The procedure costs $2,000 at Dr Chugay's Los Angeles clinic, where he said he has performed it on just over 60 women since 2009.

But in Venezuela, which boasts the largest beauty industry per capita in the world, women can get the patch for just $150.

Ana Maria Parra, who works at a clinic in Caracas, told Time she has seen upwards of 900 clients a month since she began offering the procedure in 2011.

Giovanni Sosa works at a different Caracas-based practice that has offered the surgery to eager patients for the past nine months.


'Venezuelans are very beauty-conscious,' he said.

'So when we offer something that shows concrete results, people will put that before its extreme nature.'

Indeed, according to Time, the average Venezuelan woman spends 20per cent of her annual income on cosmetics and beauty treatments, many of which are paid for by bank loans.

Yomaira Jaspe, a Venezuelan woman who recently underwent the procedure, said she felt like it was the only effective weight-loss option for her.

'I don't have the willpower to go on a diet, so this was the only way,' she explained. 


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Re: Fatties resorting to sweing a patch on tongue to lose weight.
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2013, 06:44:58 AM »
Did he explain that simply not being lazy with 0 willpower, may alleviate the need for your mouth to be sown together lol.

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Re: Fatties resorting to sweing a patch on tongue to lose weight.
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2013, 07:42:24 AM »
Did he explain that simply not being lazy with 0 willpower, may alleviate the need for your mouth to be sown together lol.

AHHAHA, yeah, it gets more sad and pathetic by the day.

How about not eating a shit load of food, being lazy/sedentary and walking around the block a few times once per day?

It's extreme, but what the fuck do I know.

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Re: Fatties resorting to sweing a patch on tongue to lose weight.
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2013, 07:45:47 AM »
You guys don't get it, they have a broken metabolism (ask bikiniwhore), and struggle with rare conditions that defy thermodynamic laws of the universe.


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Re: Fatties resorting to sweing a patch on tongue to lose weight.
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2013, 08:23:56 AM »
You guys don't get it, they have a broken metabolism (ask bikiniwhore), and struggle with rare conditions that defy thermodynamic laws of the universe.



Exactly.  You can't expect fat slobs to be responsible for their own downfall, can you?

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Re: Fatties resorting to sweing a patch on tongue to lose weight.
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2013, 08:24:57 AM »
Portion Control is a revolutionary idea

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Re: Fatties resorting to sweing a patch on tongue to lose weight.
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2013, 08:26:25 AM »
"Liquid only diet" oh brother.

Liquids are the problem in a lot of people's diets.  I bet it's not uncommon for most fats to have a 500-700 kcal "coffee" from Starbuck's every morning, for example.

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Re: Fatties resorting to sweing a patch on tongue to lose weight.
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2013, 08:32:24 AM »
the porkers should get on the list for a character transplant
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Re: Fatties resorting to sweing a patch on tongue to lose weight.
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2013, 08:34:48 AM »
Willpower you fat fucking pigs.... Next will be a metal spike inserted in rectum and vise grips on nuts. Absolutely ridiculous (shaking my head in disgust).

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« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2013, 08:35:39 AM »
Willpower you fat fucking pigs.... Next will be a metal spike inserted in rectum and vise grips on nuts. Absolutely ridiculous (shaking my head in disgust).

 ;D 

The fattest people I know typically eat the most food - if that means anything. 

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« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2013, 08:39:23 AM »
;D 

The fattest people I know typically eat the most food - if that means anything. 

I think you might be on to something here.

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Re: Fatties resorting to sweing a patch on tongue to lose weight.
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2013, 08:42:29 AM »
So theres hope for cswol?

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Re: Fatties resorting to sweing a patch on tongue to lose weight.
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2013, 01:09:19 PM »
Time released clen patch would be better  ;D

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Re: Fatties resorting to sweing a patch on tongue to lose weight.
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2013, 01:20:07 PM »
only milkshakes and melted ice cream for you!

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Re: Fatties resorting to sweing a patch on tongue to lose weight.
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2013, 02:29:22 PM »
It's getting more and more difficult to ignore the fatties.

My best friend is a fattie. He hit 135kg last week (about 297lbs). Sits on the couch and rarely moves. He said to me, with a straight face and a bottle of Coke in one hand "I can't drink water. I just can't - you know physically".

Fuck off.

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« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2013, 02:56:25 PM »
It's getting more and more difficult to ignore the fatties.

My best friend is a fattie. He hit 135kg last week (about 297lbs). Sits on the couch and rarely moves. He said to me, with a straight face and a bottle of Coke in one hand "I can't drink water. I just can't - you know physically".

Fuck off.

If you are still friends with someone like this, delete your account.
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Re: Fatties resorting to sweing a patch on tongue to lose weight.
« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2013, 09:54:25 PM »
Less invasive and cheaper than a gastric bypass.

It seems the last thing they want is to be be responsible and control themselves, even if the alternative is some high risk mutilating surgical procedure.

I saw a documentary about a 600 pounds lady, and she wanted a bypass surgery, but was very angry because the doctors said she would have to lose some weight by herself before they could do the surgery.

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Re: Fatties resorting to sweing a patch on tongue to lose weight.
« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2013, 10:03:19 PM »
Jason Genova and Vince Goodrum should look into this.
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Re: Fatties resorting to sweing a patch on tongue to lose weight.
« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2013, 10:04:13 PM »
;D 

The fattest people I know typically eat the most food - if that means anything. 

Haha........nice.  :D

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Re: Fatties resorting to sweing a patch on tongue to lose weight.
« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2013, 05:13:18 AM »
You guys don't get it, they have a broken metabolism (ask bikiniwhore), and struggle with rare conditions that defy thermodynamic laws of the universe.

Yes, adrenal fatigue and metabolic damage is very serious business.