Earth to Arnold!... you're old... you're Hollywood star is much dimmer than it used to be... you no longer draw them in at the movies... Let go of your ego... End this nonsense and go retire in the lap of luxury somewhere.
If I was one of his kids I'd be embarrassed as hell.
NO! lol
Here is my idea for Arnold movie which I had posted on here sometime ago:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=370390.msg5254178#msg5254178My Idea for the next Arnold Movie (A bit Cliche - but fuck it):
Movie starts with a young Arnold (maybe played by Roland Kickinger or any jacked hollywood actor? you never really see his face but you hear him talking on some bluetooth headset - so you know its arnold's voice) as a black ops agent who just infiltrated a luxury yacht (real Spliter Cell/Sam Fisher type shit), sneaking around dressed in all black stealth gear, then beating some mother fuckers all stealth-ly, killing a few people, snatching some really important USB Stick, and jumping off the Yacht just as the shit Blows the fuck up....
Camera Pans out, and it says "25 Years Later"
We're at the CIA headquarters and a goodbye party is being held for ARNOLD (YAY OUR ARNOLD), he's finally retiring after 30 years working in Black Ops with the CIA, and just as they are all laughing, his wife walks in kinda late, and everyone cheers, and she's telling Arnold "Sorry I'm late sweetheart, just got held up with.....blah blah"... Arnold says one of his cheezy lines they kiss and get her some cake... party goes on all is fun...
Finally, they are leaving, obviously in separate cars, wife tells Arnold she has to stop at the store to get something... he says ok, I'll follow you there.... On the way there Arnold's car gets a flat tire, he stops to fix the shit.... and his wife just continues on to the grocery store with her car.... finally she gets to the store, and as she is in the parking lot, she unfortunately witnesses a murder committed by the Russian Mafia (Or some really really REALLY bad ass group of people)..... They spot her and chase her she screams but there is nobody there (its late at night), they grab her.... and Just As Arnold gets there, he sees that she is being kidnapped and they take off... he tries to chase them, but loses control of his car, and crashes.... passes out, wakes up hours later, he's hurt but he has to figure out where his wife is....
Long Story Short, after pleading to no avail for the CIA to help him - they refuse because of some political bullshit and Arnold is shocked because he put his ass on the line for them so many times but they wont do the same he feels betrayed and in the end decides to single-handedly infiltrate this Organization, which turns out to be one of the biggest organized crime syndicates in the WORLD, REAL REAL DEEP HARDCORE SHIT RIGHT HERE!!! But come on this is Arnold.... he goes around busting some caps in a bunch of mother fuckers' asses, really lays down the law, this is ARNOLD BABY!!! A 60 year old, Retired BLACK OPS / SPECIAL OPS agent.... actually he is THE BEST Black Ops agent that the CIA ever had, he's gotten many medals, and even once saved the American President's life!!!!! You can't fuck with Arnold, he will take your ass down!!! and he slowly climbs his way up the chain of bad guys (Similar to the movie Taken - BUT WITH FUCKING ARNOLD!)....
And Finally, at the end HE BRUTALLY, LIKE REALLY CRAZY ARNOLD STYLE, BRUTALLY Kills the head of this bad ass mobster organization, and saves his wife, who is luckily still alive!!!
Yes I know the trend today is to have some twist ending, but in the fucking 80s ARNOLD WON!!! ARNOLD SAVED THE GIRL!!! AND THIS IS HOW IT WILL BE!!!!
There will be lots of explosions, lots of great Arnold 1 liners, Lots sneaky stealth Splinter Cell type shit, And A HUGE ENDING WHERE ARNOLD SHOWS EVERYONE HE'S STILL THE FUCKING MAN!!!
THE END BITCHES!
