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Kilo Medic

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My neighbor across the street
« on: July 02, 2013, 02:22:55 AM »
She's single...

She lives right across the street.

I can see her front door from my window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door...

I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this

strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?"



I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

This being a senior citizen sucks!!!
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Stark

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Re: My neighbor
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2013, 02:26:26 AM »
this is why getbig has changed from an awesome forum to just another lame place
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HandsomeMOFO

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Re: My neighbor
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2013, 03:18:38 AM »
Quote from: Kilo Medic on July 02, 2013, 02:22:55 AM
She's single...

She lives right across the street.

I can see her front door from my window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door...

I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this

strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

This being a senior citizen sucks!!!

LOL brutal story man.
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Psychopath

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Re: My neighbor
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2013, 03:19:45 AM »
Quote from: Stark on July 02, 2013, 02:26:26 AM
this is why getbig has changed from an awesome forum to just another lame place


What? That was good.
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Stark

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Re: My neighbor
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2013, 06:29:49 AM »
Quote from: Psychopath on July 02, 2013, 03:19:45 AM

What? That was good.

Compared to what this board was all about? Real life drama? Now a made up story is "good"? Come off it man
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Grape Ape

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Re: My neighbor
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2013, 06:40:28 AM »
Quote from: Stark on July 02, 2013, 06:29:49 AM
Compared to what this board was all about? Real life drama? Now a made up story is "good"? Come off it man

Yeah, we need more pictures of clowns on roller coasters.... ::)
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Re: My neighbor
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2013, 06:42:15 AM »
meh.

A real getbigger would have had her bent over with cock right in once she said she was horny.
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Re: My neighbor
« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2013, 06:44:02 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on July 02, 2013, 06:42:15 AM
meh.

A real getbigger would have had her bent over with cock right in once she said she was horny.

to be fair to him they would probably run to their pc and post about it on here
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Re: My neighbor
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2013, 06:54:06 AM »
Quote from: Kilo Medic on July 02, 2013, 02:22:55 AM
She's single...

She lives right across the street.

I can see her front door from my window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door...

I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this

strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

This being a senior citizen sucks!!!
what kind of dog was it?
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Re: My neighbor
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2013, 07:11:25 AM »
Quote from: Stark on July 02, 2013, 02:26:26 AM
this is why getbig has changed from an awesome forum to just another lame place

There's a lot of funny quotes here:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=480508.0
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Stark

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Re: My neighbor
« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2013, 07:47:49 AM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on July 02, 2013, 07:11:25 AM
There's a lot of funny quotes here:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=480508.0

As long as these quotes are not made by Sebastian Ivascu I don't care
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falco

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Re: My neighbor
« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2013, 08:25:00 AM »
Quote from: Kilo Medic on July 02, 2013, 02:22:55 AM
She's single...

She lives right across the street.

I can see her front door from my window.

I watched as she got home from work this evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.

She knocked on my door...

I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this

strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!

Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

This being a senior citizen sucks!!!

Keep strong brotha, i'm with you.
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Re: My neighbor
« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2013, 08:27:41 AM »
WHO are these board members 'handsome mofo',,,please go away..
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Re: My neighbor
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2013, 09:24:47 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on July 02, 2013, 06:42:15 AM
meh.

A real getbigger would have had her bent over with cock right in once she said she was horny.

And taken some pictures of his abs while bending her over.
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Re: My neighbor
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2013, 09:26:31 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on July 02, 2013, 06:44:02 AM
to be fair to him they would probably run to their pc and post about it on here

Yep, I remember a guy posted a photo of some chick on his couch asking people here if he should fuck her??????????
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Re: My neighbor
« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2013, 02:32:57 PM »
getbig always get lame over the summa'


all the closet homos who don't have beach boys digging out their sandbox flock here and post stories trying to be a pussyslayer iron warrior i.e. typical GBer
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