Author Topic: G&O Weekly - Exposed - Middle Eastern Manwhore Candizzle  (Read 6054 times)

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Re: G&O Weekly - Exposed - Middle Eastern Manwhore Candizzle
« Reply #25 on: July 10, 2013, 06:58:35 PM »
http://perfectmanbushdubai.net/index.php?topic=8539.0

I saw candizzle earlier tonight. I was disappointed with the experience. He has a great body: nice and pale, hairy stomach, awesome rear manbush. His head (cranium) was way too huge though. Things started off on the wrong foot when he offered me what was supposedly Iranian saffron-infused rice even though I could see the Rice A Roni box still in the corner.

But more importantly, it was not BFE at all. He did NOT deep-french kiss me, and after a few minutes he would ask, "so which position do you want to do next?" It felt too much like a business transaction in which he was just trying to get it out of the way. And then the talk after we finished was awkward and contrived -- he desperately tried to come off as smart, lecturing me about how God had basically committed suicide, splaying his insides across empty space and thereby creating the universe. Not to sound arrogant, but as an Ivy League alum, I just don't have much in common with him, so the after-sex conversation wasn't up to par.

Overall, candizzle is a 7 in the looks department, but the experience was no higher than a 6. I'm quite frankly shocked that his reviews on perfectmanbushdubai are so high.

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Re: G&O Weekly - Exposed - Middle Eastern Manwhore Candizzle
« Reply #26 on: July 10, 2013, 07:06:09 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: G&O Weekly - Exposed - Middle Eastern Manwhore Candizzle
« Reply #27 on: July 12, 2013, 03:33:07 AM »

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Re: G&O Weekly - Exposed - Middle Eastern Manwhore Candizzle
« Reply #28 on: July 12, 2013, 03:38:09 AM »
LOL this last one is a masterpiece ;D ;D

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Re: G&O Weekly - Exposed - Middle Eastern Manwhore Candizzle
« Reply #29 on: July 12, 2013, 04:17:10 AM »
http://perfectmanbushdubai.net/index.php?topic=8539.0

I saw candizzle earlier tonight. I was disappointed with the experience. He has a great body: nice and pale, hairy stomach, awesome rear manbush. His head (cranium) was way too huge though. Things started off on the wrong foot when he offered me what was supposedly Iranian saffron-infused rice even though I could see the Rice A Roni box still in the corner.

But more importantly, it was not BFE at all. He did NOT deep-french kiss me, and after a few minutes he would ask, "so which position do you want to do next?" It felt too much like a business transaction in which he was just trying to get it out of the way. And then the talk after we finished was awkward and contrived -- he desperately tried to come off as smart, lecturing me about how God had basically committed suicide, splaying his insides across empty space and thereby creating the universe. Not to sound arrogant, but as an Ivy League alum, I just don't have much in common with him, so the after-sex conversation wasn't up to par.

Overall, candizzle is a 7 in the looks department, but the experience was no higher than a 6. I'm quite frankly shocked that his reviews on perfectmanbushdubai are so high.

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Re: G&O Weekly - Exposed - Middle Eastern Manwhore Candizzle
« Reply #31 on: July 12, 2013, 10:04:37 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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