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Roger Bacon

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Swedish royal jewels missing after daring theft
« on: July 23, 2013, 06:32:28 PM »
Please tell me this is a joke?  So ironic... haha


Swedish royal jewels missing after daring theft

Christina is the sister of the Swedish King. She married a stucco salesman, Tord. Now the royal couple supports mass immigration as do the King.

The royal couple toured one of the many swedish ghettos in which they met the somali. After that they struck up a friendship with the somali child refugee who just arrived a year earlier in the back of a truck.

The husband of the royal Christina, Tord took the child refugee out as a drinking buddy at nightspots and the friendship grew. Funny how things work when they try to prove their "tolerance"?

The somali was invited to stay in their apartment at the royal palace and at their summer home. Home alone at the palace in Stockholm the somali found a secret compartment containing the keys to the safe.

He found the safe where the crown jewels were, he stole them and sold them to get cash for weed. He didn't get either cash nor weed, criminals tricked him to hand over the crow jewels without him getting paid, at least thats his story.

The crown jewels are gone forever and the thief got away with the crime. He was convicted of theft but he was let go free under guardianship. He wasn't even expelled from the country. Stop laughing, this is serious.


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Re: Swedish royal jewels missing after daring theft
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2013, 09:52:13 PM »
Are you suggesting cuckolding took place?

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Re: Swedish royal jewels missing after daring theft
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2013, 11:00:24 PM »
Are you suggesting cuckolding took place?

I can think of no other explanation. 

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Re: Swedish royal jewels missing after daring theft
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2013, 11:15:19 PM »
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Re: Swedish royal jewels missing after daring theft
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2013, 11:52:14 PM »
Story (theft) of Irish "royal" jewels is much more  ;D ;D ;D
(any Irishman here )