I am in love, can I please get tips

[missile]

It wasn't hard to figure this out already  

Bro don't be a hater, I am a man of few words.

[DroppingPlates]

Bro don't be a hater, I am a man of few words.

Than why not STFU and lurk?

[Quickerblade]

Than why not STFU and lurk?

hahah yes, missile, just approach the bitch instead of telling us..

[DroppingPlates]

hahah yes, missile, just approach the bitch instead of telling us..

But on a serious note, I would suggest him to work on his communication skills first.

http://www.wikihow.com/Develop-Good-Communication-Skills

[_aj_]

Bro, you have the heart of satan.  Get thee behind me.

Not of Satan, but the collective wisdom of many years chasing his chosen lifestyle. You can't say that it doesn't work for him.

So, advice: stop asking for love tips on a bodybuilding/physique board populated with narcissists and then being shocked when you get tagged as a "beta". Shit happens.

Look, I have been in love many times, and the only thing that I can tell you is that your instincts will fuck you EVERY TIME. The whole thing is a crapshoot. Unless you can read her mind at the moment of contact, you aren't going to say the right thing. Sometimes, that is why the "ignoring" thing works...at least you didn't actively fuck it up.

Over the years, I have been studied female emotions and micro expressions to the point where I can be empathic to her. But it's tiring and, trust me, barely makes any sense on a good day.

Every woman wants to have the shit shagged out of her, and that is the only true fact.

[DroppingPlates]

Fuck off pedo.

Reported..

[rocket]

If she's been with abusive people before - Do not, under any circumstances treat her too well.

Be nice, but maintain an edge.

I'm not talking about being an asshole, I'm just talking about maintaining the fact that you, an alpha, can protect her from the shitheads who caused her pain, in the past.

And yeah, that's from experience

[FitnessFrenzy]

She's super hot but shy.  One day she is lusting openly but shy and looks away when I look back, next day she pays no attention.  Repeat.  Repeat.

Got any tips getbiggers?

- don't go raw

- don't buy her anything

- make her read Tito24 posts aloud to you in a sexy voice

- don't show her pictures of Galeniko. She WILL leave you.

[DroppingPlates]

Waahhh, my name is dropping plates, and when I get treated me the way I treat others I go crying to the mods, waaahhhh!!

Asif, I don't mind your trolling, but accusing someone being a pedo is off limits

[missile]

- don't show her pictures of Galeniko. She WILL leave you.

Bro, the dude is an ageing drug abuser with no future.  She will leave HIM.

[DroppingPlates]

Bro, the dude is an ageing drug abuser with no future.  She will leave HIM.

What makes him an 'abuser'?
"Leaving"? that's only the case in a serious relationship.
You're clearly not a talker, and when you do, you talk BS

[missile]

What makes him an 'abuser'?
"Leaving"? that's only the case in a serious relationship.
You're clearly not a talker, and when you do, you talk BS

Y so serious bro?  You sound sexually frustrated.

[DroppingPlates]

You mean like this you fucking coward:You are a vile scumbag homo/pedo/perv/nazi. Fuck yourself.

Pedo? Read that line again and think harder, fuckwit

[missile]

Isn't andreisdaman and mame09 two pedos who like little white girls?

[_bruce_]

Another missile that will forever rust on it's launching pad.

 

[DroppingPlates]

Isn't andreisdaman and mame09 two pedos who like little white girls?

I don't know about mame, but Andre is a pig that hits anything (in his imagination) with a vag

[DroppingPlates]

There he goes again, calling people pedos, but goes screaming and whining to the mods when the finger is (accurately) pointed at himself. What a piece of garbage.

Calling someone a pig isn't the same.
You may call me almost anything you want, but NEVER me a pedo, you Paki fuckwit.

[Tedim]

Here we go....

I went to school (Penn State) and had class with an unbelievably gorgeous girl...Lori. My ego at the time required a room by itself and I'm shocked that I was not covered in std's....but even I was intimidated.

Couldn't figure out how to tag and bag her....walking out of class I bumped her and just kept walking....did it again next day...she was pissed said "hey, I'm sorry in a bitch tone" I turned around looked her over said "sorry, not interested....smiled and walked off. Knew she would be at party later that night....dated her for 6 month.

Moral: be a dick, but a cool respectful dick..