No, I'm not talking about the corn that is eaten out of the assholes of fine young hoes, I'm speaking of good ole sweet corn on the cob. My dad has a garden where he grows various veggies and brought me over some sweet corn the other day. Anyway, as I was eating this delicious food slathered in real butter and copious amounts of salt and pepper, I thought about the folks that were indigenous to this continent and how they genetically engineered this stuff over thousands of years from a tiny grass like plant. So far ahead of there time that today we can't even fathom how hey did it. Is corn proof that aliens once visited the ancient people of this continent? Wiggs, do you have any input on this subject? Might explain pyramids on places that weren't even connected for supposed thousands of years. Anyway, I'm off to drop a few more ears in the pot and enjoy the rest. Guten appetite bros.
