Pyramid Shits must be a staple in your life...
I avoid beans at all costs. All i get is massive shits and nasty thunder farts.
now i can relate, back in the days eating meat and protien shakes, farts were a problem
but now i dont really get overly gassy from beans, it could be from my lack of grains, carbs and fruitjuices
pyramid shits are a sign of transcendence, a releif of this life when the ancient egyptians would go there to die or go onto the next life and be immortal. it is what is left behined by them or when we "take a shit" when actuality we are "leaving a shit behined"
some spec-u-late that the pyramids were a part of an ancient power grid