I have stopped going to the gym and will do so for 6 more months.
I am exclusively travelling in a wheel chair to allow my legs to atrophy.
I am eating 5 meals a day consisting of lettuce, cabbage and kale.
I reduced my steroid stack down to only a gram a week.
I am going to do some seductive but manly photoshoots that I will claim are targeted towards women where I am wearing suspenders and work boots. I will look especially manly wielding a sledge hammer as I stare into the camera. I will mail these photos to the judges so that they can admire my dedication to physique sculpting.
I have died my hair auburn and iced the tips with bright blond to accent my eyes.
I am getting to misplaced tattoos to show that I am unique and not like everyone else.
2014 is going to be EPIC!