If you stay alive long enough, you might just get that hair back. In combination with those 18 inch pythons, you will be nigh irresistible to all manner of (impoverished, African, immigrant) women.
Baldness treatment a 'step closer'http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-24607696"Scientists say they have moved a step closer to banishing bald spots and reversing receding hairlines after human hair was grown in the laboratory.
A joint UK and US team was able to create new hairs from tissue samples.
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Whenever human tissue was taken from the dermal papillae, the cells which form the base of each hair follicle, the cells would transform into skin instead of growing new hairs.
However, the group found that by clumping the cells together in '3D spheroids' they would keep their hairy identity.
Tissue was taken from seven people and grown in 3D spheroids. These were then transplanted into human skin which had been grafted on to the backs of mice.
After six weeks, new hair follicles formed in five out of the seven cases and some new tiny hairs began to form."
