Author Topic: Beyonce deadlifts (Read 17755 times)

beakdoctor · « **Reply #75 on:** August 09, 2013, 12:50:48 PM »

Quote from: ESFitness on August 09, 2013, 12:46:29 PM

using that same logic, then we'd all fuck the 'semi-attractive' whore on the street corner downtown as well? maybe if you already had herpes, and wanted to try out aids.

i'm not saying I wouldn't fuck her because I don't think she's attractive... if she wasn't "Beyoncé" and just a regular girl I saw at Macy's or something, I wouldn't be interested in talking to her, but if she persued, i'd probably bang her in a pinch... I've fucked worse.

i'm saying I wouldn't fuck her because the bitch fucked JayZ.... who fucked countless other groupies... and undoubtedly has some warts and or herpes (I don't know the difference, and don't wanna find out).

Guess what? You probably got them too. About 90 % of the Adult population does.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #76 on:** August 09, 2013, 12:52:43 PM »

_bruce_ · « **Reply #77 on:** August 09, 2013, 01:02:19 PM »

She's hot but working for the dark side.

oldtimer1 · « **Reply #78 on:** August 09, 2013, 02:17:59 PM »

Quote from: cswol on August 09, 2013, 09:32:31 AM

Everyone is fooled by Hollywood and the pawns they put on and build up, it's time for people to see the illusion for what it is and begin to denounce these people and the entity that powers them

QFT!

Rome · « **Reply #79 on:** August 09, 2013, 03:59:49 PM »

Quote from: _bruce_ on August 09, 2013, 01:02:19 PM

She's hot but working for the dark side.

😈

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #80 on:** October 22, 2013, 04:07:26 PM »

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #81 on:** October 22, 2013, 04:08:22 PM »

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #82 on:** October 22, 2013, 04:09:06 PM »

Cold · « **Reply #83 on:** October 22, 2013, 04:21:09 PM »

Bitch was on crack that day. Or some other good shit.

No way a sober person would look that weird.

Cold · « **Reply #84 on:** October 22, 2013, 04:24:02 PM »

I never found Beyonce super attractive or anything like that.

But I would pop my whole bottle of Cialis and fuck Beyonce until the sun comes up.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #85 on:** October 22, 2013, 04:40:39 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on October 22, 2013, 04:07:26 PM

I can't get enough of this gif.

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #86 on:** October 22, 2013, 05:12:55 PM »

Quote from: dj181 on May 31, 2013, 06:04:18 AM

maybe she would pay you stud

supposedly she love to bonk provincial Belgians

Teutonic Knight · « **Reply #87 on:** October 22, 2013, 05:18:28 PM »

Quote from: anabolichalo on August 09, 2013, 09:30:06 AM

beyonce is so attractive it makes me want to break down in tears

Any roadie can fuck her & you a craying

so sad

Bam-bam · « **Reply #88 on:** October 22, 2013, 07:05:21 PM »

Quote from: Kwon_2 on August 08, 2013, 09:14:45 PM

You could pay me 500.000 USD and i wouldn't touch her.[/b]

It's not about being "too good", having "good income" or "being handsome" at all, people have different preferences and some people just disgust me.

I'd rather hit a post-prime Anna Nicole Smith (even though she was messed up and crazy at that time) than Beyoncé

fagget.

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #89 on:** October 22, 2013, 07:13:52 PM »

Quote from: HockeyFightFan on August 08, 2013, 08:58:56 PM

Would not hit because.......

I'm not a fucking disgusting mudshark.

I respect a man with values.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #90 on:** October 22, 2013, 09:51:56 PM »

I still think the baby bulge was fake and that she's a shehe...The joke has always been on us...

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #91 on:** October 22, 2013, 11:19:35 PM »

Hulkotron · « **Reply #92 on:** October 23, 2013, 07:05:06 AM »

Quote from: dj181 on May 31, 2013, 06:04:18 AM

maybe she would pay you stud

Haha yes maybe

Fortress · « **Reply #93 on:** October 23, 2013, 10:56:38 AM »

Quote from: RAtard on August 08, 2013, 06:26:53 PM

Lol you do realize she probably sweats out a liter during one show.

I don't think she was performing or on tour. And besides, since when does a broad sweating automatically mean her gizmo stinks?

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #94 on:** October 23, 2013, 01:07:32 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on October 23, 2013, 10:56:38 AM

I don't think she was performing or on tour. And besides, since when does a broad sweating automatically mean her gizmo stinks?

Google Beyonces breath...Some people say it's the worst breath on the planet. Like brutal as if she eats shit sandwiches all day...Can only imagine what other odors she has coming out of other holes...

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #95 on:** October 23, 2013, 04:04:46 PM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on October 23, 2013, 01:07:32 PM

Google Beyonces breath...Some people say it's the worst breath on the planet. Like brutal as if she eats shit sandwiches all day...Can only imagine what other odors she has coming out of other holes...

cheftim can testify

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #96 on:** October 24, 2013, 01:10:47 AM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on October 23, 2013, 01:07:32 PM

Google Beyonces breath...Some people say it's the worst breath on the planet. Like brutal as if she eats shit sandwiches all day...Can only imagine what other odors she has coming out of other holes...

I will NOT be googling "beyonces breath" today thank you very much. In fact I can't think of a gayer phrase to enter into the google search box.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #97 on:** October 24, 2013, 07:01:44 AM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on October 23, 2013, 01:07:32 PM

Google Beyonces breath...

gayer than googling chiro flex' penus

beakdoctor · « **Reply #98 on:** October 24, 2013, 09:35:39 AM »

Jay Z has 99 problems, Beyonces breat is #1.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #99 on:** October 24, 2013, 09:38:04 AM »

Quote from: Chiro Flex on October 24, 2013, 01:10:47 AM

I will NOT be googling "beyonces breath" today thank you very much. In fact I can't think of a gayer phrase to enter into the google search box.

lolz