Helping people in the hood

[Roger Bacon]

It must suck living where you live.

He's a landlord you dumbfuck.

[Marty Champions]

Confusing story, it sounded like this was happening where you live.Don't get me wrong Johnny, I have been in a similar situation, I once lived amongst some real Neanderthals, and I also lived alone.  I always believed that reasoning with them in an assertive manner was the best approach.  I tried talking to them about their constant loud music all through the early morning hours any day of the week, the fact they put their trash in my bin or left my lawn littered with empty bottles and litter from their parties, them regularly doing burnouts in a common driveway and just making general arses of themselves etc etc. I used to have young punks on top of my garage roof at 3am in the morning drunk and jumping up and down. 

I snapped one day and from the front door I yelled out for them to fuck off,  three brave punks came to my front door challenging me, they all were drunk and had bottles in their hands.  I told them if they didn't fuck off I had a baseball bat next to the door and was prepared to use it.  One of them started waving a bottle around and said come on then. SO I grabbed the bat walked calmly towards him and struck him hard on the arm holding the bottle which he promptly dropped and started screaming like a bitch. I broke every bone in his forearm.  They fucked off, but the police soon arrived and I was charged and arrested.  I had to go to court and pay $500 and a conviction was recorded.  I often joke to this day, it was the best $500 I ever spent, but in hindsight I should have moved earlier.

hahah this was a great story

[Marty Champions]

Confusing story, it sounded like this was happening where you live.

e kul youre a wierd mother fucker for deleting that epic post, combining that story with your avatar and me creating the persona archytype of you is something many are re-considering

[Roger Bacon]

So the Australian government moves savages into middle class neighborhoods, and they've disarmed the law abiding citizens so they can't defend themselves?

That's nice...  

[Radical Plato]

hahah this was a great story

I actually deleted it, because I thought it didn't relate to your situation.  I thought your story was about where you were living. but you must have caught it in time.  It makes for a great story, but being arrested and being hauled before a judge and having a conviction recorded is no fun.  I wouldn't hesitate to do it again, I believed I was outnumbered and my life may have been in danger, these idiots meant business and I did what I had to do.  It was a while ago now, but I used to naively believe that just reasoning with people is all that is needed when conflict arises. It didn't occur to me the reason these people behaved in such anti social ways was because they were by nature unreasonable people incapable of reasoning.

[Natural Man]

He's a landlord you dumbfuck.

well even if he s a "landlord" it  s a pretty bad investment...

[youandme]

Entertaining story Falcon.

Reminds me of the story, "If you give a Mouse a Cookie"

[Teutonic Knight]

So the Australian government moves savages into middle class neighborhoods, and they've disarmed the law abiding citizens so they can't defend themselves?

That's nice...  

"The problem" is there was never real issues here like in overseas countries.
Basically who cares about some far away war/rioting/huge unemployment/etc,...........
Perhaps, Ozland needs those problems too ??.

[Marty Champions]

I actually deleted it, because I thought it didn't relate to your situation.  I thought your story was about where you were living. but you must have caught it in time.  It makes for a great story, but being arrested and being hauled before a judge and having a conviction recorded is no fun.  I wouldn't hesitate to do it again, I believed I was outnumbered and my life may have been in danger, these idiots meant business and I did what I had to do.  It was a while ago now, but I used to naively believe that just reasoning with people is all that is needed when conflict arises. It didn't occur to me the reason these people behaved in such anti social ways was because they were by nature unreasonable people incapable of reasoning.

there was this time in my epic lean days at a night club and this black dude who was smaller than me maybe 6foot or 5'11 was really jealous of me grinding on all these girls in the club.. he kept saying "wussup man wussup man i think i can take you"

i was like "oh yeah i dont want no problems"

It was a crazy packed club but i knew if i hit the guy hard id be going to jail or something bad

i totally backed down though and tried to get away from the dude who had the crazy eye for me he wasnt even big he just wanted a fight with me bad

violence is only worth it if you can get away with it

but yeah if people were doing that shit on my garage and then they challenged me i wouldve done the same thing bro. good thing you didnt hit the guy in the face with the bat

[Kwon_2]

I don't get it Falcon

One time you were posing a Lawyer's Office

And now you are repairing Mailboxes?

[Marty Champions]

I don't get it Falcon

One time you were posing a Lawyer's Office

And now you are repairing Mailboxes?

yes my mother and father are lawyers

i have no college education

[Mr Nobody]

Falcon controls each situation with thought and control. If he has to use forces he will if calls for throwing out change thats what it takes I have seen some of the places he works in. Warrior of peace he is.

[Natural Man]

yes my mother and father are lawyers

i have no college education

haha parents are lawyers and you mow lawns  how did this happen...are they the one who adivsed you to buy properties in shit neighborhoods? somethign doesnt add up.

[Kwon_2]

yes my mother and father are lawyers

i have no college education

How did this happen? What advice did they give you when younger?

And are you really gonna deal with it???

[Marty Champions]

How did this happen? What advice did they give you when younger?

And are you really gonna deal with it???

my parents always wanted me NOT to hang around low lifes.

but i could never really gel well with the uppity types

[Mr Nobody]

We have to take things apart and then put them back together again.

[Roger Bacon]

well even if he s a "landlord" it  s a pretty bad investment...

How do you figure?

[Natural Man]

How do you figure?

black neighbours who throw random stuff in your garden / backyard maybe? 

[Roger Bacon]

black neighbours who throw random stuff in your garden / backyard maybe?  

Hebrews and white trash need a place to live too, and they don't mind the neighbors. The government pays their rent if they can't.

[Teutonic Knight]

Hebrews and white trash need a place to live too, and they don't mind the neighbors. The government pays their rent if they can't.

Gee, Wiggs residential secret is out.

[The Ugly]

Gee, Wiggs residential secret is out.

Still with the Wiggs, TK?

[POB]

yes my mother and father are lawyers

i have no college education

If your mother/gf has an ass this big no way those brothers are gonna leave you alone mr falcon 

[Primemuscle]

so im working on a house in wich someone stole my mailbox or destroyed it because the post is fucked up and the mailbox is gone

there is also my neighbor across the streets mailbox on my side, next to my old mail box.


i also noticed more beer bottles  thrown in my fuckin yard this day

anyways ,the mailbox is just barely hanging there by like one nail its all leaning and shit and looks like shit. i had it in mind that i wanted to knock on there door and tell them i would fix it for free and then maybe ask nicely if they knew who was throwin beer bottles in the yard.


just so happens me and the neighbor are outside at the same time miniteslater after i had this thought.....so the asshole black guy (in a house with all welfare neeguls)  happens to come out side and asks "when u figgin to be done wid dat house"

i say "real soon"

then i say "u need somebody to fix dat mailbox my man?"

he was like "huh wuh, dats my mailbox"

i said "i know its your mailbox but its fucked up"

he goes "no itd aint"

i say "look at it cant u see that shit?"

i say "look man, ill fix it for you for free bro"

just because i know these idiots wont fix it and plus it makes the neighborhood look better

he goes "oh ok"

then i say " do you know whos throwin these beer bottles in my yard" me knowing theres only one other house in the colesdsack so it had to be them

he goes suprised and says "oh uh oh dat be my sistuz drank" when he pointed out a beer bottle then he says "oh uhh but i dont know who be drinkin dat budwiser one thgou"

i go kinda angrly but civil and say "why in the world is she throwing beer bottles over here man that aint right yall should know better than that!"

i tend to raise my voice now more in the hood it commandes attention i dont insult people but i will speak louldy and powerful with some hood like twists on words to bridge cultural barries because i half want to kill them and half want to help them live a smarter life.

well atleast he picked up one of the bottles , i didnt make him pick up shit but atleast the guy half assed it , thats better than nothing

and i will fix there mailbox tommorrow for free just so they dont burn my house down or smash out a window like has been done before

Not my kind of neighborhood. I'd move.