Author Topic: Just Established my First Import-Export Corp that Accepts Bitcoins!!! (Read 3870 times)

syntaxmachine · « **on:** November 17, 2013, 12:39:57 PM »

It's official! I just finished setting up the company here in the DMCC (UAE); it will only accept payments in bitcoins. Very hard to set up, but secure.

I don't know whether we'll be importing or exporting, what we'll be importing or exporting, what currencies we'll have to deal with, what the tax laws here are, how to do business accounting, how to acquire more funding, how to take distributions from the company, who we'll have business relations with, what 'UAE' or 'DMCC' stand for, or what a corporation is...probably just sell some ebooks for now.

Will keep you guys updated.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #1 on:** November 17, 2013, 12:52:11 PM »

I see what you did there.

The Onion · « **Reply #2 on:** November 17, 2013, 01:23:20 PM »

Sounds great. I'll most likely or not buy whatever you're maybe going to sell.

I'll put some bitcoins in an envelope and mail them to you.

I love online shopping.

Papper · « **Reply #3 on:** November 17, 2013, 01:55:34 PM »

Quote from: The Onion on November 17, 2013, 01:23:20 PM

Sounds great. I'll most likely or not buy whatever you're maybe going to sell.

I'll put some bitcoins in an enveleope and mail them to you.

I love online shopping.

lol

Hulkotron · « **Reply #4 on:** November 17, 2013, 02:16:37 PM »

When is the initial public offering?

_aj_ · « **Reply #5 on:** November 17, 2013, 03:07:34 PM »

Getting groceries exported to me from the UAE is gonna cost a fortune. You gonna do overnight?

BikiniSlut · « **Reply #6 on:** November 17, 2013, 03:23:57 PM »

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Golden.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #7 on:** November 17, 2013, 03:26:59 PM »

so using bitcoins= sales tax evasion?

Skeletor · « **Reply #8 on:** November 17, 2013, 03:43:08 PM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on November 17, 2013, 12:39:57 PM

It's official! I just finished setting up the company here in the DMCC (UAE); it will only accept payments in bitcoins. Very hard to set up, but secure.

I don't know whether we'll be importing or exporting, what we'll be importing or exporting, what currencies we'll have to deal with, what the tax laws here are, how to do business accounting, how to acquire more funding, how to take distributions from the company, who we'll have business relations with, what 'UAE' or 'DMCC' stand for, or what a corporation is...probably just sell some ebooks for now.

Will keep you guys updated.

Yes, but does it flow as smoothly as any other website?

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #9 on:** November 17, 2013, 03:44:26 PM »

Solid business plan of peace.

youandme · « **Reply #10 on:** November 17, 2013, 03:49:40 PM »

lmao

I'm about to set one up in Dubai, India

avxo · « **Reply #11 on:** November 17, 2013, 03:56:34 PM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on November 17, 2013, 12:39:57 PM

It's official! I just finished setting up the company here in the DMCC (UAE); it will only accept payments in bitcoins. Very hard to set up, but secure.

I don't know whether we'll be importing or exporting, what we'll be importing or exporting, what currencies we'll have to deal with, what the tax laws here are, how to do business accounting, how to acquire more funding, how to take distributions from the company, who we'll have business relations with, what 'UAE' or 'DMCC' stand for, or what a corporation is...probably just sell some ebooks for now.

Will keep you guys updated.

You definitely need a radio show. And an online grocery business. But, please, just stay out of the gym and personal-training gig; there's no market for it. Do things right and you too can be making 188k per year!

arce1988 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 17, 2013, 05:40:11 PM »

Parker · « **Reply #13 on:** November 17, 2013, 10:04:37 PM »

Possibly sell a lot of Ramen noodles, I hear that they don't have as much sodium as what is printed on the container. Please target the black communities, as they have a high rate of hypertension...

evandatp · « **Reply #14 on:** November 17, 2013, 10:52:22 PM »

I'd like to order a Getbig MBA, please.

avxo · « **Reply #15 on:** November 17, 2013, 11:00:11 PM »

Quote from: evandatp on November 17, 2013, 10:52:22 PM

I'd like to order a Getbig MBA, please.

You need another 230 posts - a minimum of 2,500 is required for the prestigious Master in Bodybuilding Arts from GBU - the home of the Bloating Palumbos!

calfzilla · « **Reply #16 on:** November 17, 2013, 11:01:47 PM »

Do you have an attractive husband or is he unattractive?

Purple Aki · « **Reply #17 on:** November 17, 2013, 11:15:00 PM »

Ive exchanged my meager life savings for Bitcoins. Come the apocalypse they will be the new gold!

SF1900 · « **Reply #18 on:** November 17, 2013, 11:20:29 PM »

Syntaxmachine, you may want to take advice from Vince Goodrum (master entrepreneur). I hear hes an expert on bitcoins.

Purple Aki · « **Reply #19 on:** November 17, 2013, 11:27:39 PM »

Is it true that CIA operatives now keep bitcoins sown into the waistband of their trousers in case they have to bribe their way out of captivity?

Raymondo · « **Reply #20 on:** November 17, 2013, 11:54:31 PM »

syntaxmachine · « **Reply #21 on:** November 18, 2013, 01:33:34 AM »

Thanks for the feedback everyone. Don't know the products yet so can't comment on any of that.

Just got wifi out in the dunes in my hut...it's very affordable living and a good little HQ so that I can focus on my business enterprises. I go out once a day to hunt hares and it's easy to live on 5AED a day. Hares are one of the most nutritious food source in the world.

I'm confident that I'll net over 10K USD this year -- record profits. I'm also available for business consultations for your new startup.

Quote from: calfzilla on November 17, 2013, 11:01:47 PM

Do you have an attractive husband or is he unattractive?

Let's just say that when he cries, tears run down his back. We keep him in the hut mostly and stay on the down low, just like the Bedouins do with their goat fucking.

Kwon_2 · « **Reply #22 on:** November 18, 2013, 01:34:33 AM »

Hi Melvin

pedro01 · « **Reply #23 on:** November 18, 2013, 08:24:03 AM »

Quote from: syntaxmachine on November 17, 2013, 12:39:57 PM

It's official! I just finished setting up the company here in the DMCC (UAE); it will only accept payments in bitcoins. Very hard to set up, but secure.

I don't know whether we'll be importing or exporting, what we'll be importing or exporting, what currencies we'll have to deal with, what the tax laws here are, how to do business accounting, how to acquire more funding, how to take distributions from the company, who we'll have business relations with, what 'UAE' or 'DMCC' stand for, or what a corporation is...probably just sell some ebooks for now.

Will keep you guys updated.

We may be able to work together.

I have just secured the lease on a factory in China with rent being paid in Bitcoins.

I'm not sure what we'll be making but other than that we are ready to go and looking for someone to get the goods to Dubai, India and distribute them to local wholesalers there.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #24 on:** November 18, 2013, 02:03:25 PM »