You're comparing a literal rape to a figurative one? That's kinda lame.
It's lame and it's a douche move. Not that I'm surprised. Everything is about Obama with Coach.
Boy trapped in refrigerator eats own foot? Coach says "
well that's tragic, but Obama already the country's feet."
Tragic car accident kills pregnant mother? Coach says "
I'm not surprised. I read that Obama ordered all automobiles to scan for pregnant women pedestrians and crash into them."
A freak accident destroys the home of a recently orphaned child suffering from brain cancer? Coach says "
Poor kid. But Obama killed all our parents and infected all kids with cancer."
Mu Arae goes supernova and lights up the sky? Coach says "
Obama was born there! He destroyed that whole system to hide the evidence!"
Probably, it'd work better to compare 2 figurative rapes.
Something like, "Obama is raping the country like I (Coach) get raped by avxo and others when I try to post on the Politics forum."
Then, you'd have said something that's at least half true. 
Rape? He never said "STAHP!" or "NO!" and besides I only put the tip in! (no homo)