Translation : I'm 5'2'' with a 3''cock , all my wives cheated on me , low self esteem is a bitch
You do realize, do you not, that there's a difference between have a big dick and being one?
Nice truck Coach! You're far from a dick so lets just say I've got truck envy.

And yes che, I know you were also just kidding. Just couldn't resist doing the same with you.
But I was serious about the truck, Coach. It looks sweet!