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BIG ACH

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Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« on: July 10, 2011, 10:45:50 PM »
They are trying to violate me in a very uncool way!!!   :-\

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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2011, 10:53:29 PM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on July 10, 2011, 10:45:50 PM
They are trying to violate me in a very uncool way!!!   :-\



You better start praying to allah that someone doesn't take this pic and photoshop a dude mounting you..

you left yourself wide open with that one..
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BIG ACH

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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2011, 10:55:47 PM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on July 10, 2011, 10:53:29 PM
You better start praying to allah that someone doesn't take this pic and photoshop a dude mounting you..

you left yourself wide open with that one..


Ah fuck! I didn't even think about that.. damn the dirty minds here on GET BIG!!  Only here!
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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2011, 10:57:58 PM »
notice he hasnt removed the photo
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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2011, 11:00:31 PM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on July 10, 2011, 10:55:47 PM
Ah fuck! I didn't even think about that.. damn the dirty minds here on GET BIG!!  Only here!

Is that a Fucking Lifestyle Family Fitness?  >:( I trained at a few in West Florida.
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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2011, 11:03:58 PM »
Quote from: Doug_Steele on July 10, 2011, 11:00:31 PM
Is that a Fucking Lifestyle Family Fitness?  >:( I trained at a few in West Florida.

Yep. I transferred there from LA Fitness, Absolutely love it - a bunch of big ass bodybuilders train there too...  Staff is very friendly, atmosphere is great, good place all around!

Quote from: oderus on July 10, 2011, 10:57:58 PM
notice he hasnt removed the photo

No Homo! lol
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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2011, 11:04:04 PM »
Quote from: oderus on July 10, 2011, 10:57:58 PM
notice he hasnt removed the photo

I have a funny feeling this is gonna become getbig's top photoshopped pic!

he just unleashed hell on himself.
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BIG ACH

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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2011, 11:11:33 PM »

Its kind of a point of no return now...

I can keep the picture, for the funny effect and risk MAYHEM!!!


Or I can take down the picture and lose the funny!



Whats interesting is that I took this picture SPECIFICALLY to post up here on GETBIG - never did the thought of tainted photoshopping coming into my mind~!
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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2011, 11:13:16 PM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on July 10, 2011, 11:03:58 PM
Yep. I transferred there from LA Fitness, Absolutely love it - a bunch of homosexuals train there too...  Staff is very full of morons, atmosphere is a reason to keep ipod on at all times, shitty place all around!

No Homo! lol

Fixed for accuracy.  8) I hate that fuckin place and they always would offer me coupons when i was benching, squatting or doing dead's. I even got Cell Phone offer's while i was training there.  >:(
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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2011, 11:16:22 PM »
Quote from: Doug_Steele on July 10, 2011, 11:13:16 PM
Fixed for accuracy.  8) I hate that fuckin place and they always would offer me coupons when i was benching, squatting or doing dead's. I even got Cell Phone offer's while i was training there.  >:(

Wtf gym are you training at? LOL

One I go to is nothing like that bro, no one bothers you - I keep my headphones on throughout the entire work out so can't comment on what they play there but I imagine its same old pop new hits shit like any other gym!

Seriously though, I've been to gyms all over the world man from Asia to the US, and this is one of my favorite gyms, I was happy when I moved closer to it and had to transfer from LA Fitness, always liked this one better!
There is a Golds in the area, which I've trained at a few times and really like, but its totally out of the way and quite a drive!
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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2011, 01:50:41 AM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on July 10, 2011, 10:53:29 PM
You better start praying to allah that someone doesn't take this pic and photoshop a goat mounting you..

you left yourself wide open with that one..

This'll be more fun !
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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2011, 01:51:44 AM »
machines are for pussies.
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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2011, 07:03:48 AM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on July 10, 2011, 10:45:50 PM
They are trying to violate me in a very uncool way!!!   :-\


Stop complaining,and take it like a man!
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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2011, 07:07:29 AM »
The machines are jealous of the sturdy framework of your nose
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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2011, 08:02:29 AM »
Quote from: Army of One on July 11, 2011, 07:07:29 AM
The machines are jealous of the sturdy framework of your nose

His nose is officially  a piece of equipment.
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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2011, 08:08:16 AM »
Quote from: Captain Equipoise on July 10, 2011, 10:53:29 PM
You better start praying to allah that someone doesn't take this pic and photoshop a dude mounting you..

you left yourself wide open with that one..


Looks like he already is praying to allah  :-\
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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2011, 08:15:34 AM »
Quote from: BIG ACH on July 10, 2011, 10:45:50 PM
They are trying to violate me in a very uncool way!!!   :-\



i'll attack you with this  :D
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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2011, 08:59:49 AM »
Do you use this particular machine to slide back and forth so that black knob in rectal height enters you?
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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2011, 04:48:29 PM »
Do you wear the whole signature Big Ach getup in this new gym? Weight belt, wrist straps, license plate etc?
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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2011, 04:51:10 PM »
Why don't you do a "plank" bro.
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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2011, 04:52:28 PM »
In the next installment, Big Ach is waterboarded by a lat pulldown. 
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BIG ACH

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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #21 on: July 11, 2011, 05:49:30 PM »
Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on July 11, 2011, 04:48:29 PM
Do you wear the whole signature Big Ach getup in this new gym? Weight belt, wrist straps, license plate etc?

Just the straps, I never had BIG ACH on any of my belts (believe it or not, I thought that was going a bit too far LOL), the license plate was on my Jeep back in DC which I sold and had to return the plates back to the DMV they wouldn't let me keep them, haven't gotten it down here in Florida but I will eventually!
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Re: Help! The machines in the Gym are trying to attack me!
« Reply #22 on: July 11, 2011, 05:52:46 PM »
if it was a Fullbody shot from the side that would motivate me to shop. (no homo)



crawling motion Fail  ;D
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