Now Accepting Your pledges for Team Mike O'Hearn

[A Righteous Sort]

Please only make your pledge if you feel worthy of joining the house of O'Hearn.

"you are the company you keep" so goes the old saying, and you are about to join good company.

-Your Pledge Captain.

[Kwon_2]

Is this some "Organization" Mumbo-jumbo again?

Pledge Captain of Peace.

[Nails]

i pledge he is as natural as kim Whordashians ass

[Knooger]

Going by the picture you selected I'd guess pledging involves drinking a large quantity of semen right from the tap.

[A Righteous Sort]

Team Mike O'Hearn is a very elite fraternity of brothers
You might even call it a brothership
O'Hearn will only accept the most talented getbig has to offer,
and even then there is a long hazing process.

[Mr Anabolic]

  

What a narcissistic asshole.

[A Righteous Sort]

 

What a narcissistic asshole.

It takes a (moderately) big man to admit he isn't pledge material.
You're a good guy Mr.Anoboli

Btw,

We have a loose no tolerance policy regarding performance enhancers per Mr. O'Hearn
who dictated that it be written in to the fraternity charter - which I painstakingly inscribed by my own large, veiny hand.

Due to your name, an obvious reference to performance enhancing drugs,
You wouldn't be eligible anyway.

Mr O'Hearn believes in training only with naturally derived hormones.

-Your Pledge Captain