Lets post some of the stories of getbiggers owning the office fatties. I can't get enough if these, heard some great ones over the years.
I'll start.
Last week a fat lady coworker was visiting in my office just chatting and she brought all sorts of snacks.
She was like "calfzilla you want some _?" I give her a chuckle and say no I've ate enough already today I don't need any more. I could tell by the look on her face she kinda got the hint I wasn't just talking about myself.