since starting multivitamins i no longer need to wipe after a pyramid

[syntaxmachine]

Baby wipes would surely reveal that those pyramid shits aren't leaving the port of your anabolic bunghole as squeaky clean as you might suspect.

[Primemuscle]

Baby wipes would surely reveal that those pyramid shits aren't leaving the port of your anabolic bunghole as squeaky clean as you might suspect.

Best invention ever!

[Teutonic Knight]

it's just perfect solid pyramids with no stains on the exit


real good investment

Getting into Egyptology ? .

[_aj_]

Fuck multis, the real secret is PUMPKIN!

I have been making a breakfast food of slow-cooked steel-cut oats mixed with canned pumpkin and spices. My morning shit has been THOROUGH and URGENT, and also has the "miracle shit" attribute of clean TP. I feel like dancing like a fucking homo (no homo) when I am done.

[Teutonic Knight]

Fuck multis, the real secret is PUMPKIN!

I have been making a breakfast food of slow-cooked steel-cut oats mixed with canned pumpkin and spices. My morning shit has been THOROUGH and URGENT, and also has the "miracle shit" attribute of clean TP. I feel like dancing like a fucking homo (no homo) when I am done.

Try fresh figs (natural laxative) just don't mix figs & beer 

[Big Chiro Flex]

Try fresh figs (natural laxative) just don't mix figs & beer 

Why?

[oldtimer1]

Try fresh figs (natural laxative) just don't mix figs & beer 

I'm from NJ and the thing to do like Jersey Shore was to rent a beach house in Seaside Heights with 10 guys when I was young. We would have parties every night with girls we picked up on the beach.

 The only thing in the refrigerator was beer. Besides pizza and burgers I wanted a snack. I went to a store and saw a giant bag of dried fruit.

That day on the beach I met a knock out blond who was the head cheer leader of her high school. I was a virgin. I went back to the beach house at night and started drinking beer and my dried fruit. A lot of dried fruit. One thing led to another and we had a wild night. She was one of the hottest chicks I ever saw and she was naked in my bed. We fell asleep after and then it happened. Explosive farts. It sounded like Godzilla was squeezing a fat elephant.   

[temple_of_dis]

It's probably the extra magnesium in the vitamin. Magnesium draws water into the colon making your stools easier to pass and well formed.

woa

[temple_of_dis]

be careful with that 20in black dildo

it might be the real reason, and you should stop abusing yourself with it

[Radical Plato]

it's just perfect solid pyramids with no stains on the exit


real good investment

That's because your poo is now includes the wasted money of a fool.