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Neighbors next door
« on: January 09, 2014, 09:24:57 AM »
So these two rednecks live in the apartment down the hall from me, I constantly hear them yelling at each other, the guy is drunk/high every time I've seen him. Last night I was doing laundry and these two walk in and I notice the chick is pregnant. They were both stoned out of their minds! I mean high as a kite! I've smoked my share of weed, but I don't think I've ever reached their level. They could barely speak, and every other (if not every) word was a cuss word, the rest was incomprehensible.
First thing I thought was "Holy shit... They've procreated!" second thought was "Wtf is that bitch doing smoking weed while pregnant?!"
Natural selection works in some fucked up ways... All the smart people who want a good career, are educated, help society grow, have good bber genes, and would actually pass on "useful" genetics all wait to have kids when they're ready, and in a lot of cases "its never a good time." But these degenerates look 19 years old and already the bitch looks 8 months pregnant!
I may be wrong, but I've never seen either of them go to work and I think their parents come by all the time to pay rent, clean, etc...

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Re: Neighbors next door
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2014, 10:31:21 AM »
What an amazin story! Please, tell us more.

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Re: Neighbors next door
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2014, 10:36:57 AM »
You just described most of Arkansas & West Virginia.

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Re: Neighbors next door
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2014, 10:38:02 AM »
What an amazin story! Please, tell us more.

It wasn't that great of a story
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Re: Neighbors next door
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2014, 10:50:41 AM »
No mention of putting whites with coloreds?  The laundry?

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« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2014, 10:53:41 AM »
I guess I could have exaggerated things to make it more interesting. My point is the movie Idiocracy had it dead on. I'm glad I'll be dead by the time the world is taken over by complete morons who reproduce faster than rabbits.

One time the guy got drunk and they got into yet another fight, so he was walking around the building outside yelling every racial/homophobic slur under the sun. It would have been funny if it wasn't 3am and I didn't have work the next morning...

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« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2014, 10:55:19 AM »
No mention of putting whites with coloreds?  The laundry?

 ;D I put them all in together, I don't have many white items of laundry anyway, and if I do they're gym clothes or towels (yes, white towels, not unlike Kai's). I don't discriminate  :D

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Re: Neighbors next door
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2014, 04:37:44 AM »
Do you listen to them having sex while whacking off?

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Re: Neighbors next door
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2014, 04:40:53 AM »
You just described a lot of the US population.
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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2014, 05:21:49 AM »
So these two rednecks live in the apartment down the hall from me, I constantly hear them yelling at each other, the guy is drunk/high every time I've seen him. Last night I was doing laundry and these two walk in and I notice the chick is pregnant. They were both stoned out of their minds! I mean high as a kite! I've smoked my share of weed, but I don't think I've ever reached their level. They could barely speak, and every other (if not every) word was a cuss word, the rest was incomprehensible.
First thing I thought was "Holy shit... They've procreated!" second thought was "Wtf is that bitch doing smoking weed while pregnant?!"
Natural selection works in some fucked up ways... All the smart people who want a good career, are educated, help society grow, have good bber genes, and would actually pass on "useful" genetics all wait to have kids when they're ready, and in a lot of cases "its never a good time." But these degenerates look 19 years old and already the bitch looks 8 months pregnant!
I may be wrong, but I've never seen either of them go to work and I think their parents come by all the time to pay rent, clean, etc...

I call people like that "turds on legs."

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Re: Neighbors next door
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2014, 06:26:35 AM »
Do you listen to them having sex while whacking off?

Every time  :D
Sometimes I finish first though   :'(

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Re: Neighbors next door
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2014, 08:40:51 AM »
Making it bodybuilding related my friend.

Did he at least have decent calves? Don't tell me you didn't cop at his legs.
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Re: Neighbors next door
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2014, 08:44:34 AM »
Making it bodybuilding related my friend.

Did he at least have decent calves? Don't tell me you didn't cop at his legs.

I did make it bb related

So these two rednecks live in the apartment down the hall from me, I constantly hear them yelling at each other, the guy is drunk/high every time I've seen him. Last night I was doing laundry and these two walk in and I notice the chick is pregnant. They were both stoned out of their minds! I mean high as a kite! I've smoked my share of weed, but I don't think I've ever reached their level. They could barely speak, and every other (if not every) word was a cuss word, the rest was incomprehensible.
First thing I thought was "Holy shit... They've procreated!" second thought was "Wtf is that bitch doing smoking weed while pregnant?!"
Natural selection works in some fucked up ways... All the smart people who want a good career, are educated, help society grow, have good bber genes, and would actually pass on "useful" genetics all wait to have kids when they're ready, and in a lot of cases "its never a good time." But these degenerates look 19 years old and already the bitch looks 8 months pregnant!
I may be wrong, but I've never seen either of them go to work and I think their parents come by all the time to pay rent, clean, etc...

Didn't see his calves, but I bet he huffs and puffs like most 280lb bodybuilders from all that smoking. Probably gets winded walking up stairs and needs an oxygen tank ready when he gets home.

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Re: Neighbors next door
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2014, 10:42:03 AM »
I bet they drink a lot of monster energy drinks and "don't look like it but I can fight".

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Re: Neighbors next door
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2014, 10:52:10 AM »
they probly think your a gay high brow commy whos creepy pedoibear

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Re: Neighbors next door
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2014, 11:04:11 AM »
i grew up surrounded by people like that.  not a big deal.  make friends, be polite, but don't hang out with them.  they know you have guns, they know you're not a threat but not prey either.  Live there til ya can move, and move to nicer area.  I grew up in projects then trailer park.  Never had trouble, but never really liked either.

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Re: Neighbors next door
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2014, 11:24:01 AM »
i grew up surrounded by people like that.  not a big deal.  make friends, be polite, but don't hang out with them.  they know you have guns, they know you're not a threat but not prey either.  Live there til ya can move, and move to nicer area.  I grew up in projects then trailer park.  Never had trouble, but never really liked either.

That's the thing, its not a bad area. I mean its cheaper than most other places in town, but where I live there are no ghettos or projects. Everyone else in the building are lower-middle working class. Other than these two everyone is quiet and keeps to themselves. I do plan on moving somewhere a lot nicer just as soon as my gf is done school and we can get a place together.

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« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2014, 11:40:47 AM »
That's the thing, its not a bad area. I mean its cheaper than most other places in town, but where I live there are no ghettos or projects. Everyone else in the building are lower-middle working class. Other than these two everyone is quiet and keeps to themselves. I do plan on moving somewhere a lot nicer just as soon as my gf is done school and we can get a place together.

Personally, I just try to be scary yet polite.  In live in a fairly nice family area now, and the owners of a home near me rented their house out.  Young early 20-something couple & their sister moved in.  A little rowdy that first week, smelling like pot and hanging outside.  I just did a few "take out the trash and check the mail shirtless wearing a barely covered glock looking pissed off extremely focused, mid-day" kinda walks.  And it stopped.  Maybe just a coincidence, maybe they think i'm a cop or militant or whatever.  But the rowdy shit stopped.  So I'm happy.  they're great neighbors now.

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Re: Neighbors next door
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2014, 12:38:34 PM »
Gas them, (rubber hose under the door  ;))

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« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2014, 12:40:06 PM »
Personally, I just try to be scary yet polite.  In live in a fairly nice family area now, and the owners of a home near me rented their house out.  Young early 20-something couple & their sister moved in.  A little rowdy that first week, smelling like pot and hanging outside.  I just did a few "take out the trash and check the mail shirtless wearing a barely covered glock looking pissed off extremely focused, mid-day" kinda walks.  And it stopped.  Maybe just a coincidence, maybe they think i'm a cop or militant or whatever.  But the rowdy shit stopped.  So I'm happy.  they're great neighbors now.

If only I looked scary enough to do that. I'm 5'11 and (almost) 200lbs, have an "intelligent-looking face" (I've been told) and last time I was in a fight was grade 5 where I got my ass kicked. To make matters worse, I work as a software developer lol.

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« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2014, 04:19:54 PM »
Personally, I just try to be scary yet polite.  In live in a fairly nice family area now, and the owners of a home near me rented their house out.  Young early 20-something couple & their sister moved in.  A little rowdy that first week, smelling like pot and hanging outside.  I just did a few "take out the trash and check the mail shirtless wearing a barely covered glock looking pissed off extremely focused, mid-day" kinda walks.  And it stopped.  Maybe just a coincidence, maybe they think i'm a cop or militant or whatever.  But the rowdy shit stopped.  So I'm happy.  they're great neighbors now.
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Re: Neighbors next door
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2014, 04:37:25 PM »
If only I looked scary enough to do that. I'm 5'11 and (almost) 200lbs, have an "intelligent-looking face" (I've been told) and last time I was in a fight was grade 5 where I got my ass kicked. To make matters worse, I work as a software developer lol.
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Re: Neighbors next door
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2014, 04:42:45 PM »
Personally, I just try to be scary yet polite.  In live in a fairly nice family area now, and the owners of a home near me rented their house out.  Young early 20-something couple & their sister moved in.  A little rowdy that first week, smelling like pot and hanging outside.  I just did a few "take out the trash and check the mail shirtless wearing a barely covered glock looking pissed off extremely focused, mid-day" kinda walks.  And it stopped.  Maybe just a coincidence, maybe they think i'm a cop or militant or whatever.  But the rowdy shit stopped.  So I'm happy.  they're great neighbors now.

Hahaha, what a monster, the 13.5inch arms,38 inch chest and stone cold warrior 1000 yard stare obviously scared them shitless!

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Re: Neighbors next door
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