took me about 20 seconds my friend
you shouldnt care if it isnt you 
Why would a I care what you do, its just an overweight buffoon posting nonsense on the web.
Tell me, are you ever going to decide to get in shape?
All these years here criticising peoples physiques when you look a total mess, all that time and effort in the gym and fuck all to show for it.
Come on, there are people here who can help you as long as you have the determination and guts to do it.
Step up to the plate , sorry, step away from the plate and do something about it, if you're not careful you will end up forever fat.