Pigeon of peace
See it as a sign of accomplishment and greatness. I am superstitios as fuck. I MUST have a good luck before a workout. A pigeon must mean something good.
Shopping 4 women is nightmarish yes, but shopping WITH women is pure evil. I get abit nervous from only thinking about it!
You can now relax that you have gone through this feat of pure mindpower, put your hands behind your neck, lean back and think of all the fucking you will get!
Trenbolone nightmares vs shopping with/for a woman. Whats worse? Easily the later 4 me...