"We're" not.
The story is as exactly as it sounds. Not a single person believes it and I can't do anything about that I guess.
The bottom line is UJ sent a gift just to show he was really genuine. However he's also quite the troll and acts cryptic and mysterious to stir the board up. And apparently he's decided I am his pet to do it with.It's genius...but at the same time giving me quite the reputation. 
It's pretty hilarious.
Now Im confused, does he have feelings for you or not?
If you believe not then you are playing along with him and as such, "both" of you was a correct statement to make.
From what I have seen of his posts and videos he doesnt seem to be acting at all, he seems genuinly odd, if he is acting then he is putting Borat to shame as performance art.
